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It actually earned the moniker the Mordwand. Mord is in death because of all the people who've tried to scale it and died. I wouldn't have gone up there even if you'd have paid me. You'd need more than a fucking ice pick and a few ropes to see me up there. Although, get me on a goose drip bag. A drip goose. There's no telling what I'd do or wouldn't do. Bit of a danger zone to be honest.

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Quick look at the fucking Allianz situation here as well before we get going. Allianz has decades of experience in the biz. They've earned the trust of over half a million customers in Ireland. Allianz is one of the largest insurers in the world. Bet you didn't know that. Bet you didn't know that, but now you do. You'll be looked after by a trained and dedicated insurance professional or professionals depending on the size of the job.

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Allianz offers great quality, flexible insurance products. They'll meet your needs.

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Okay. When you need them, their dedicated claims team will be there for you. Okay. So give them a ring, guys. It's not just about Zurich. I mean, it is. But there are other cats out there.

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Unless you're willing to have an open calf lap, you're never going to see these guys inside your house. Or if you do, you're probably going to have to sound the scooch on.

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Don't want you in my house. Don't even want cats. I just installed that because I was told to buy the advert, man.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Get inside this Nord 1 time trailer.

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Really buzzed off the Tiddyne's guys after being back from Montreal there for 48 hours now.

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Come back from the Formula 1, the Grand Prix there.

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Mercedes took the pole, took the win again.

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Vettel managed to secure the fucking first place at the checkered flag.

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But, I mean, he was given a five-second danger penalty for some dangerous and obscene driving, which kind of blocked the Lou dog as he was driving.

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So, really happy about that.

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As you know, I'm Lewis Hamilton's kit bag man and guru.

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Space guru and DJ extraordinaire.

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We had a DJ set later on back at the...

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We brought the Goose Lounge over to Canada, but, I mean, we couldn't get it fucking set up.

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In time, there was too much going on, so we went back to Couchetard, who are sponsoring, funnily enough, they're sponsoring the other Brit.

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Can't remember his name, Lando Norris or something.

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Yeah, it's rubbish anyway.

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He didn't even finish.

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Those highlights are coming up later, guys.

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Right now, we've got some Iger Noron K-Trial Network 2 coming up for you live and strong and hard.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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You heard off you a bit of slur, but I raided most of that last night.

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Do you think I'm going to blame you, though?

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After a week I've had.

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Okay, bud.

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You say, what, I had sepsis myself?

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No joke.

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Lost a sense of smell, but there's no...

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But not the hearing.

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Thanks to fuck, I can still tune in to the Yates.

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You're getting confused by AI every evening.

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Get down to your local Mercedes dealer and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

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Davis Elvis, guys.

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How you getting on, Davis Elvis?

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Did you get on insurance, Zurich yet?

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No?

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You want to do that, man?

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I'll give you Peter Collins' number soon enough.

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He might get you on someone that you can trust.

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Right now?

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Call Celebrator.

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Call Celebrator.

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I just put pen to paper on a new pension deal from Zurich.

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You should too, John.

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Yeah, Call Celebrator.

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Anaconda G.

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I just put pen to paper on a new pension deal from Zurich.

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You should too, Anaconda G.

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Yeah.

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Just calculate the amount of paydays I have left until I retire.

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There's no fucking geo, Anaconda G.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Let's get in here and have a little looksy-duxy at this.

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Crank up the gigawatts.

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Tune in, turn on, drop out.

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Might actually just try and fiddle about with the dash control here and get our...

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That's nice, actually.

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That's nice.

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Like that.

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Take it nice and easy here.

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Nice and easy.

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Maybe this.

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Maybe cockpit.

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Maybe that.

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Look at that.

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Have you seen that?

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Look at that.

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Where have you seen that hotel before, huh?

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Do you remember?

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Do you remember the Zurich ad?

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The chute?

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Great days.

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We actually stayed up in there in the Bellevue.

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Great little hotels there.

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Fucking hell, man.

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It's a shaky affair.

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So we come in hard and fast past the souvenir shop and look at that.

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Look at that.

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Beautiful stuff.

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Yeah, you'd want to take a little look around, make sure.

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You wouldn't want to take a lick anyway.

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Don't get caught licking a fucking hotel.

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That's what my mate Zona did on his stag when we were up in Switzerland.

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That was before the Nuremberg hard trial.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Look at this guy behind my head here.

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Johnny Schnitzer.

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The Schnitzenkruger.

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He was actually the guy who sought me out with a brand new set of fucking lead line rims for the Merc.

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I told him I was going on one of the fucking tourist trap holidays to Pripyat.

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He said, what do you want to go there for?

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I said, for the fucking sights and sounds, man.

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He said, have you got a Geiger counter?

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I said, no.

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Do you have a Zurich pension plan?

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He said, no.

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I said, tell you what.

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Get the pen and paper out.

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I'll fucking swap you for some lead.

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Right then.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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The Schnitzenkruger fucking starts lashing a load of lead plates onto the side wheels of the hustle machine.

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The hustle buster.

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That's what I call the Merc.

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There he is, guys.

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Look at him.

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Take a long hour.

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Look at him.

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The Schnitzenkruger.

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Fucking whale of a time, man.

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What's Yates doing?

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Progress.

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It should be pointed out, actually, that some people who've studied status quo bias do find that there's a link between status quo bias and conservative ideology, or whether you're a progressive.

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So progressives tend to have a weaker status quo bias, and people who are conservative tend to have a stronger voice bias.

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It seems to be a very evolutionary thing, because it's there as a defense against the law of unintended consequences.

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This guy.

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It can be dangerous, and it's an automatic defense.

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This guy needs to get a fucking offense against the unintended consequences of having a schlugin' voicer.

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He needs to get a new voice box, because he's not persuading anyone with that.

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Sounds like a student.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Let's take a nice little cab salve around the fucking track.

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Let's see how we get on.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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Hey, okay, thanks so much.

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We have a word with Andrew Foley.

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His father went missing near the mighty Iger.

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Andrew Foley, I hope you're okay, man.

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Best look to you and your family.

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Expect a call from Zurich tomorrow.

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It's almost six o'clock.

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I'm in third.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Fucking hell, man.

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Mighty Iger.

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Look at that.

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Fucking hell.

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It's a real slippity sluber.

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It's a bumpy ride, guys.

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There's nothing we can't handle as we go down in a second on the dirt band.

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The dirty band bander.

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As we go back into first again, the motilium turn.

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Nobody is blocked up here today.

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I actually double dropped motilium there before I came on to see you guys.

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And look at that.

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It's hard when you're in a citron Zantia to do the business that you would usually do.

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Sorry there, guys.

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Just one sec.

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I don't know if we can see it.

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Those Zan Peli's.

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They're sponsoring the show, so.

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I need to fucking brighten up that Zan Peli camp.

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Now, there we go.

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Today's pedals are brought to you by Sam Pellegrino, guys.

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Thanks so much.

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John.

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Get a grip.

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Rory Christie.

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Get a grip.

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Okay.

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Thanks so much for the tip.

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But get a grip.

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You're back.

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Back to basics.

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Just for the rallying, it's a lot harder.

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Eric Dyer, thanks so much.

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I don't think you can blame me, Eric, when I say thanks so much.

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And where the hell is your pension plan, man?

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This is where you want to make ample time as you're going down into the laughter, Brunen.

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Look at the scenery there.

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Unbelievable for a 2010 game on a 2007 console.

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It's hard to believe that we've come so far.

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What is it?

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2008?

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2008 for the PS3?

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I'm not sure.

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Look at how far we've come and how well that background holds up into the laughter, Brunen.

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Bit of trivia for you here, guys.

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Drive time.

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Why is it called the laughter, Brunen?

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Why is it called the laughter, Brunen?

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Or Brunen?

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I can't pronounce that.

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But I can tell you.

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I can sample you the truth.

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And that is...

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that they call it that because the sound of laughter from miles away can be heard.

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and the laughter down at the bottom of that valley, you're going to hear that right at the top of the mighty Iger.

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Because it bounces.

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The sound bounces, guys.

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Right around the valley-o.

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So we've got a hard and fast now.

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60 to 70 kilometers per hour.

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Down into the hard, dirty straight.

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Take a little bit of a break.

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Break your jaw, man.

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Into that one.

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Circuit breaker.

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It's a circuit breaker special.

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Down into first again.

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We're three minutes off the pace.

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What can you say?

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It's not a Mercedes.

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I don't know what I'm doing.

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But I can tell you.

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Oh, oversteer.

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Oversteer.

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That's not what you want.

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Enzo Ferrari.

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Into the twisty turner.

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And look at all these spectators here.

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Here's to see me, Connor Williams.

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Former senior sales executive.

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Mercedes Ireland.

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Ten years in the biz.

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Ten years at the top of my game.

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I won awards.

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Multiple.

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For my expertise.

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And my salesmanship as well.

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An absolute blinder.

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Of a salesman.

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Fucking hell, man.

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Not much of a rally driver though.

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I'll hold my hands up.

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I'll hold my hands up.

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First time I've ever driven this beast of a car.

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The Red Bull Citroen C5.

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Okay.

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I've never driven so much as a Zantia.

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So don't even talk to me about this car.

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It's not mine.

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I'm just taking it out for a spin while Zonad's trying to sleep off the goose cloud.

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He got himself into a bit of a goose mix last night.

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Yeah.

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We got a fucking private Learjet back from Montreal.

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Into the laughter brune and we went.

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And the remainder of the drip bag.

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The goose drip that I had.

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Hooked it up to Zonad's temples.

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He said he hadn't felt that bad.

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Since the fucking five-way blow bang he had.

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In Gonzaga.

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When he was repeating.

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He was like.

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He was fucking 28.

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He was still doing his exams.

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Because he kept failing.

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And himself.

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And Mr. Tickles.

257
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A 28 year old gorilla chimp.

258
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Um.

259
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Who is now actually seeing my wife.

260
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Unfortunately.

261
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Go back here.

262
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Into this.

263
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Look at that.

264
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And there we go.

265
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Look at that.

266
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We'll just stop there for a moment.

267
00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,080
Taking the sights and sounds of the Bellevue dissolves.

268
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What an absolute fucking beautiful set and scenery.

269
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We've come to know here.

270
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And look just next to my head here guys.

271
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I'll move my head out the way.

272
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Look at that.

273
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Under Zurich there.

274
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It's no.

275
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It's the man himself.

276
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Zurich Von Schlinkenberg.

277
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The man who started it all off.

278
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When I met him outside that hotel.

279
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He was trying to sell me a fucking bottle of Grey Goose.

280
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Signed.

281
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By Max Verstrapon.

282
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I said listen man.

283
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I'm just back from Montreal.

284
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Don't even talk to me.

285
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Don't even talk to me.

286
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:43,420
And then he went off and got the lead.

287
00:14:44,580 --> 00:14:45,580
He'd overheard me.

288
00:14:45,680 --> 00:14:50,640
I was watching, fuck, I was in the Bellevue just watching the last episode of Chernobyl, guys.

289
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:56,440
With, uh, with Sonad who was rigged up to the Goose Mix.

290
00:14:58,460 --> 00:15:00,980
It's a real fucking mental situation.

291
00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,040
Alex, you know all about it, bud.

292
00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:04,260
Thanks so much.

293
00:15:06,020 --> 00:15:07,020
Thanks so much.

294
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:11,340
Um, yeah, but what a hotel.

295
00:15:12,200 --> 00:15:14,000
Big shout out to the management as well.

296
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,400
They do a great job.

297
00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,040
And they do a great schnitzel too.

298
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:21,520
You know, I had to fucking feed, uh, boxes.

299
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:22,440
Thanks so much, buddy.

300
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:25,720
I had to feed Sonad schnitzel.

301
00:15:25,980 --> 00:15:26,900
Because he was just rigged.

302
00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:28,100
He was in a goose cloud.

303
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,880
And I didn't want to fucking scare him, you know.

304
00:15:31,760 --> 00:15:35,360
I also had the contract, the Zurich contract, out at his feet.

305
00:15:35,360 --> 00:15:40,180
A plate of schnitzel and a fucking, a drip that was plugged into his temple.

306
00:15:40,620 --> 00:15:41,580
Just feeding him goose.

307
00:15:42,380 --> 00:15:42,880
Just goose.

308
00:15:43,140 --> 00:15:44,040
Twelve o'clock goose.

309
00:15:44,180 --> 00:15:45,180
One o'clock goose.

310
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Two o'clock goose.

311
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Three o'clock schnitzel.

312
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Four o'clock goose.

313
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Five o'clock.

314
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Signed the Zurich papers.

315
00:15:52,620 --> 00:15:55,200
He was compost mentis at that stage.

316
00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:04,800
Any advice for combining and consolidating all my existing pensions into a simple to use pension plan?

317
00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:08,540
Bruno, thank you so much.

318
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:13,800
Don't want to lose the benefits of my third final salary pension.

319
00:16:13,960 --> 00:16:14,440
All advice.

320
00:16:14,540 --> 00:16:14,760
Welcome.

321
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,020
I know, but let's have a little look here.

322
00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:18,940
I mean, I know I'm all about Zurich.

323
00:16:19,020 --> 00:16:21,760
But I mean, let's take the game over to fucking Aviva.

324
00:16:22,300 --> 00:16:23,180
Bit of spittle there.

325
00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:24,620
Let's have a little look.

326
00:16:24,620 --> 00:16:29,380
Start planning for the future you want.

327
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:30,860
Okay, guys?

328
00:16:30,940 --> 00:16:32,400
I know you're tuning in today.

329
00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,780
You're watching on YouTube.

330
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:36,400
Wherever you are.

331
00:16:36,520 --> 00:16:37,000
Oh, my God.

332
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:37,940
It's almost six o'clock.

333
00:16:38,020 --> 00:16:40,100
Actually, we might have to come back to this.

334
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:42,680
Look, we don't know what the future holds.

335
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:48,100
But a little preparation goes a long way when it comes to planning your retirement.

336
00:16:48,960 --> 00:16:53,700
The earlier you start saving, well, the longer your pensions pop.

337
00:16:53,700 --> 00:16:56,760
Will have to potentially grow in value.

338
00:16:58,360 --> 00:16:58,760
Okay?

339
00:16:59,580 --> 00:17:02,680
That leaves you free to focus on what matters.

340
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:08,400
Whether it's hobbies, holidays, or just some well-deserved rest and relaxation.

341
00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:10,320
It's almost six o'clock, guys.

342
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:12,060
Let's get back to the eight o'clock.

343
00:17:12,060 --> 00:17:16,160
This Father's Day, bring your dad's bucket list to life.

344
00:17:16,460 --> 00:17:22,340
With millions in prizes to be won, get him a National Lockery All-Cash Scratch card and surprise him this Father's Day.

345
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:23,680
Play responsibly.

346
00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,660
Mr. Tickle, his pickle.

347
00:17:25,820 --> 00:17:26,920
Thank you so much.

348
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:28,820
Have you checked out the new Red Cow Moron Hotel?

349
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:29,540
No!

350
00:17:30,380 --> 00:17:31,980
Don't ever go that far out.

351
00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:35,340
Maybe I'll stop off for a coffee if I'm on the M50.

352
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:38,760
Doing a few laps in the M50 on a Tuesday or Wednesday night.

353
00:17:38,940 --> 00:17:40,920
Instead of going home to the family.

354
00:17:41,280 --> 00:17:42,500
Because I can't handle it.

355
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:44,620
Transforming before your eyes.

356
00:17:44,820 --> 00:17:46,480
Visit redcowmoronhotel.com.

357
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:47,020
It's almost six black guys.

358
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:47,880
Getting really excited.

359
00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,780
The humble butcher.

360
00:17:48,940 --> 00:17:49,660
Getting really excited.

361
00:17:49,700 --> 00:17:52,160
Oft, the underrated craftsman.

362
00:17:52,800 --> 00:17:54,660
Purveyor of quality cuts.

363
00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:55,220
Hold on.

364
00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:57,600
Let's just tell it straight.

365
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:02,520
McDonald's get 100% of their beef from Irish Borbia Short Farms.

366
00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:03,120
Borbia!

367
00:18:03,340 --> 00:18:05,700
Quality whole cuts of Irish flankenfork water.

368
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:06,640
Frank and water.

369
00:18:06,860 --> 00:18:08,780
McDonald's burgers we all know and love.

370
00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:10,940
Oh, and a pinch of salt and pepper.

371
00:18:11,540 --> 00:18:12,060
Which is...

372
00:18:12,060 --> 00:18:13,860
Bit of salt and pepper for the boys.

373
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:15,640
For Stappen.

374
00:18:16,800 --> 00:18:18,360
Reputation is everything.

375
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,140
I know.

376
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,640
So for your new SUV, look no further than Kia.

377
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:23,100
The SUV experts.

378
00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:26,420
Look at our popular Sportage, Sorento and Stonic models.

379
00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,280
Sorento is actually nice.

380
00:18:29,080 --> 00:18:31,880
I have a friend who drives for Sorento.

381
00:18:33,080 --> 00:18:36,100
Was there a wedding in Sorento there last year, man?

382
00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:36,920
That's the way to go.

383
00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:39,360
If you're getting married, don't get married in Ireland, guys.

384
00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:40,500
It's just not worth it.

385
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:45,420
Take it to fucking Portugal or Sorento.

386
00:18:46,080 --> 00:18:47,000
That's where you want to go.

387
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,000
If you want to be individual, have an individual taste.

388
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,280
Visit ferco.ie.

389
00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,380
Weddings.ie.

390
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,640
It's almost 6 o'clock, guys.

391
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,300
It is 6 o'clock.

392
00:18:57,500 --> 00:18:58,720
Let's do this.

393
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:00,220
Let's do this.

394
00:19:02,220 --> 00:19:06,260
It's almost 6 o'clock.

395
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:08,680
San Pellegrino.

396
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,900
You're almost 38.

397
00:19:11,800 --> 00:19:12,240
Allianz.

398
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,520
Ivan Gates.

399
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:14,800
You're almost 38.

400
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,800
It's almost 6 o'clock.

401
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:18,380
Dockies.

402
00:19:18,380 --> 00:19:19,340
It's an Edward 2.

403
00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:20,420
It's a Calindy.

404
00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:22,200
What are you at?

405
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:23,120
Kill McCood.

406
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:24,620
Have you got a pension yet?

407
00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:25,640
It's a San Deferred.

408
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:26,880
Have you got a fucking plan?

409
00:19:27,420 --> 00:19:28,160
Watch your daughter.

410
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:28,740
Dock your plan.

411
00:19:28,980 --> 00:19:29,880
Booter's town.

412
00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:30,880
Where are you working now?

413
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:31,660
Seapoint.

414
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:32,760
Do you have a job, Joe?

415
00:19:32,800 --> 00:19:33,560
Blackrock.

416
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:35,100
Where are you working now, Joe?

417
00:19:35,180 --> 00:19:36,140
For C days.

418
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,400
Please tell me you're working, John.

419
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:40,080
Please tell me you're working.

420
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,580
Gotta keep the money coming in.

421
00:19:43,580 --> 00:19:45,020
Second holiday home.

422
00:19:47,120 --> 00:19:48,440
Just got six o'clock.

423
00:19:48,480 --> 00:19:48,980
You talk.

424
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:50,200
Body in the boot.

425
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:51,840
Body in the boot.

426
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:52,640
Today FM.

427
00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:55,400
Rage rover.

428
00:19:55,920 --> 00:19:56,400
Rage rover.

429
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:57,180
Rage rover.

430
00:19:59,300 --> 00:20:00,180
Zurich.

431
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:00,900
Mouths.

432
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:01,820
Mouths.

433
00:20:08,220 --> 00:20:09,180
Fucking hell.

434
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,100
Jesus Christ, guys.

435
00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:17,300
Thanks so much for joining us here at Drive Time of the Day.

436
00:20:17,860 --> 00:20:19,760
Brought to you by Sam Pellegrino.

437
00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:21,780
It's just gone six o'clock.

438
00:20:21,860 --> 00:20:23,020
Did you think about your future?

439
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:24,660
If not, why not?

440
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:25,480
You know?

441
00:20:27,340 --> 00:20:28,340
Call us night.

442
00:20:28,340 --> 00:20:32,180
I just put pen to paper on a new pension deal from Zurich.

443
00:20:32,620 --> 00:20:33,520
You should too, John.

444
00:20:33,840 --> 00:20:36,680
Happy birthday to the Grey Goose page.

445
00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:37,880
Late happy birthday.

446
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:39,880
This one's for you.

447
00:20:47,820 --> 00:20:49,380
It's great stuff all together.

448
00:20:50,780 --> 00:20:52,820
Let's just get a bit of a mix going for this.

449
00:20:53,360 --> 00:20:54,480
Sorry about this, guys.

450
00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:55,540
Technical.

451
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,560
Technical gremlins here, guys.

452
00:20:57,560 --> 00:21:01,360
Must be a reason why I've just got a pension.

453
00:21:02,140 --> 00:21:05,780
Must be a reason why I invest in hedge funds.

454
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:09,060
Must be a reason why I've just got a pension.

455
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:12,820
Must be a reason why I've made an investment.

456
00:21:13,260 --> 00:21:14,340
I'm Zurich John.

457
00:21:14,980 --> 00:21:15,900
Zurich John.

458
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:17,840
Zurich John.

459
00:21:18,840 --> 00:21:19,240
Jump.

460
00:21:19,780 --> 00:21:20,180
Jump.

461
00:21:20,860 --> 00:21:21,660
Zurich John.

462
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:23,620
Zurich John.

463
00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:24,580
Daddy.

464
00:21:24,820 --> 00:21:25,640
Zurich John.

465
00:21:25,840 --> 00:21:30,380
Zurich Burp.ie.

466
00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:32,060
Zurich Burp.ie.

467
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:32,740
Zurich Burp.ie.

468
00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:34,060
Zurich Burp.ie.

469
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:34,840
Zurich Burp.ie.

470
00:21:35,220 --> 00:21:36,220
Zurich Burp.ie.

471
00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:36,940
Zurich Burp.ie.

472
00:21:37,340 --> 00:21:38,340
Zurich Burp.ie.

473
00:21:38,340 --> 00:21:40,960
It's almost six o'clock.

474
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:45,440
Hope you're all doing all right out there, guys, in the mainframe.

475
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:49,620
Ah.

476
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:55,020
Welcome to Drive Time with me, Connor Williams.

477
00:21:56,540 --> 00:22:01,080
Brought to you by San Pellegrino, Grey Goose, and Zurich Pensions.

478
00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:03,680
Hopefully you're all doing well out there.

479
00:22:04,980 --> 00:22:05,880
Enjoying yourself.

480
00:22:06,340 --> 00:22:07,440
It's great to see the chat.

481
00:22:07,940 --> 00:22:09,200
People having a great time.

482
00:22:09,540 --> 00:22:10,320
A happy time.

483
00:22:12,240 --> 00:22:14,200
That's what it's all about here.

484
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:15,580
That's what it's all about.

485
00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:18,760
Let's have a quick blast of news talk and see how we're getting out there.

486
00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:24,600
And he warned them not to speculate, guess, or make up theories, and to only act on good, credible evidence.

487
00:22:25,060 --> 00:22:25,340
Frank.

488
00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:26,280
Sorry about that.

489
00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,240
Now, let's do this.

490
00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:38,720
What is that Varadkar doing?

491
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,940
What is he doing?

492
00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:46,280
Bobby Alien Lover says, ousted by a simian dot IE.

493
00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:48,120
Absolute bullshit.

494
00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:53,840
Trying to come in here, talking to me about this chimp that now lives in my house.

495
00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:57,480
My wife has just filed for divorce, guys.

496
00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,920
Wife has just filed for divorce there.

497
00:23:01,920 --> 00:23:09,080
And thanks to you guys and your fucking referendum, it's going to be sped up.

498
00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:12,220
Absolutely sped up.

499
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:13,380
Ridiculous.

500
00:23:18,860 --> 00:23:19,580
Sorry there.

501
00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:20,740
Can you hear this engine?

502
00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,240
It's an absolute creamer.

503
00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:32,800
Just got the slippers on today because it's a nice drive, okay?

504
00:23:32,860 --> 00:23:33,840
It's not a bumpy one.

505
00:23:34,060 --> 00:23:39,020
We're going to try and take each turn as it comes, just the way I do, with life.

506
00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,900
Planning ahead is vital.

507
00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:55,240
Just back from Montreal, you know?

508
00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,580
It's kind of shit.

509
00:23:57,640 --> 00:24:03,020
You get back to Ireland, you've seen all these class places, and then you're just back to the daily grind, you know?

510
00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:06,580
Pension plans, trying to sell pensions.

511
00:24:07,860 --> 00:24:08,900
Trying to sell cars.

512
00:24:09,720 --> 00:24:11,580
Trying to sell cans of fucking soft drink.

513
00:24:11,660 --> 00:24:12,740
They have too much sugar in them.

514
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:15,400
Actually, I'll give them one thing.

515
00:24:15,460 --> 00:24:16,760
They've had to reduce their sugar.

516
00:24:16,900 --> 00:24:19,440
Not because they thought they would make more money.

517
00:24:19,540 --> 00:24:20,800
Because they were going to lose money.

518
00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:24,540
The sugar tax came in, so...

519
00:24:24,540 --> 00:24:26,080
They had to come up with a new recipe.

520
00:24:27,660 --> 00:24:29,660
I'm not meant to be saying this, but I mean...

521
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:36,120
It's not as good.

522
00:24:36,500 --> 00:24:39,480
I personally enjoyed it when there was more sugar.

523
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:43,200
It also gave you a lovely little boost on a morning.

524
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:46,780
That's what you want, you know?

525
00:24:47,160 --> 00:24:48,420
That's exactly what you want.

526
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:52,520
Montreal, what a place.

527
00:24:53,420 --> 00:24:56,280
A lot of French-speaking guys there, guys.

528
00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:01,420
We had some fucking Frenchie restaurante.

529
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:03,040
Restaurante Dr. Oaker.

530
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,380
I'd ordered the chowder.

531
00:25:07,280 --> 00:25:09,000
Then the fucking escargot.

532
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,740
Then a bit of filet mignon.

533
00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:15,680
We were out there, myself and so on.

534
00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:20,020
And unfortunately, I'd had to bring Mr. Tickles with me.

535
00:25:20,020 --> 00:25:23,820
Fucking Simeon, who's actually going out with my wife.

536
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:25,940
We had a bit of a heart-to-heart, you know?

537
00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:29,020
The thing about that chimp is...

538
00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:31,020
He's a real sweetheart.

539
00:25:32,480 --> 00:25:36,560
And I fucking wrung his neck there when we were in Montreal.

540
00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,520
Someone in the hotel called the fucking Animal Society out there.

541
00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:42,240
They got on to me.

542
00:25:42,620 --> 00:25:43,400
Said, what are you at?

543
00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:44,600
I said, listen, man.

544
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:47,460
You don't know the half of it, right?

545
00:25:47,620 --> 00:25:49,540
He's been messing around with my wife.

546
00:25:49,540 --> 00:25:52,200
I've had to bring him on Hallears.

547
00:25:54,800 --> 00:25:57,000
And I got back...

548
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,600
Because I got back to the hotel room.

549
00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:02,620
And I had a fucking six-pack of Sam Pell.

550
00:26:03,740 --> 00:26:06,200
And a fucking lead-lined bottle of Goose.

551
00:26:06,580 --> 00:26:09,820
That I just got from the fucking Chernobyl convention I was at.

552
00:26:13,360 --> 00:26:16,400
Don't know if you know guys, but Chernobyl was.

553
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:20,740
Other than a great miniseries on HBO, which you should check out.

554
00:26:20,820 --> 00:26:22,140
Look at that hotel.

555
00:26:22,140 --> 00:26:23,000
What a hotel.

556
00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,060
Let's just take a moment there.

557
00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:28,740
What a class hotel.

558
00:26:28,740 --> 00:26:30,440
Zurichchimp.ie.

559
00:26:30,440 --> 00:26:33,120
Zurichchimp.ie.

560
00:26:33,120 --> 00:26:35,120
I came back to the hotel.

561
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:35,120
I came back to the hotel.

562
00:26:35,120 --> 00:26:37,700
And yet again, the fucking Monk...

563
00:26:37,700 --> 00:26:38,380
Monkus.

564
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:40,660
Thelonious Monkus.

565
00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:43,960
The chimp, Mr. Tickles.

566
00:26:44,620 --> 00:26:46,520
He had my dressing gown on.

567
00:26:46,600 --> 00:26:49,400
And he was drinking Sam Pelley and smoking my Judy Freeze.

568
00:26:50,360 --> 00:26:53,500
And he was watching something...

569
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:53,780
I don't know.

570
00:26:53,900 --> 00:27:00,880
He used the laptop to VPN to circumvent the hotel's barrier against unsavory content.

571
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,640
And he was just watching like Zoo Extreme or something.

572
00:27:05,200 --> 00:27:05,960
Zoo TV.

573
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:08,240
Really getting off on that.

574
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:08,780
Like, you know.

575
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:11,520
I could see him just on the bed, you know.

576
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:14,960
Fucking the little dinger on him working away.

577
00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:17,500
Zurichhardon.ie.

578
00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:18,540
I was like...

579
00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:19,140
Tickles.

580
00:27:20,860 --> 00:27:22,160
What's going on, man?

581
00:27:23,240 --> 00:27:25,620
I brought you over here in good faith.

582
00:27:26,620 --> 00:27:30,160
You've taken my wife, but you're not going to take my San Pellegrino.

583
00:27:30,380 --> 00:27:33,580
Or my fucking exclusive boutique hotel room.

584
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:37,900
Which Lewis Hamilton has so generously handed over to us.

585
00:27:39,380 --> 00:27:41,820
You know, your enemy number one at the moment tickles.

586
00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:46,060
It was Sebastian Vettel, but you've fucking gone into pole position.

587
00:27:47,820 --> 00:27:50,360
And I'm not proud of it, man.

588
00:27:51,300 --> 00:27:52,460
Zurichchimp.ie.

589
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:53,260
But I fucking...

590
00:27:53,260 --> 00:27:56,600
I gave the monkey an open-handed slap.

591
00:27:56,600 --> 00:28:03,100
And the fucking people in the next room, they heard this.

592
00:28:03,500 --> 00:28:04,660
They barged in.

593
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,200
They saw me.

594
00:28:06,320 --> 00:28:07,760
It's almost six o'clock.

595
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:08,840
I had Moncus.

596
00:28:09,980 --> 00:28:12,100
Like, holding his neck like that.

597
00:28:12,880 --> 00:28:13,740
Family saw me.

598
00:28:13,820 --> 00:28:15,380
They called the hotel manager.

599
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,900
And then we were both kicked out.

600
00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:21,140
And I had to spend the night in the fucking goose lounge.

601
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:24,940
Sleeping on the couch there, you know.

602
00:28:24,940 --> 00:28:30,840
It's disgusting.

603
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:30,920
It's disgusting.

604
00:28:33,360 --> 00:28:34,280
But, yeah.

605
00:28:34,420 --> 00:28:36,380
We fucking just went for a drink then.

606
00:28:36,500 --> 00:28:36,980
We went out.

607
00:28:37,060 --> 00:28:38,260
Had some filet mignon.

608
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:39,340
An escargot.

609
00:28:41,260 --> 00:28:42,240
Mr. Tickles.

610
00:28:42,340 --> 00:28:43,480
He ordered just pizza.

611
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:45,720
His French was actually pretty good.

612
00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,720
He started off by just saying,

613
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:49,560
Excuse-moi.

614
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,060
Je ne parle français.

615
00:28:54,260 --> 00:28:55,660
Je ne parle français.

616
00:28:56,060 --> 00:28:56,900
And the waiter said,

617
00:28:57,280 --> 00:28:57,880
It's okay.

618
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:58,940
You know, I speak English.

619
00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,440
But God bless Mr. Tickles.

620
00:29:01,500 --> 00:29:02,540
He's such a sweetheart.

621
00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:06,280
He slapped the waiter on the arse.

622
00:29:07,120 --> 00:29:07,920
A male waiter.

623
00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:09,340
And just said,

624
00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:11,540
Excuse-moi.

625
00:29:12,900 --> 00:29:14,180
Pizza pour moi.

626
00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:16,480
Nice-ass baby.

627
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:17,600
Bebe.

628
00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:18,880
Spelled B-E.

629
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:20,600
Fade B-E.

630
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:22,820
I don't know if it's called a fodre in French.

631
00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:25,400
I was like, you know,

632
00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:26,460
Fair play to you.

633
00:29:26,540 --> 00:29:27,040
Tickles, you know.

634
00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,380
A bit of sexual harassment there.

635
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:29,580
But, I mean,

636
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,120
You are a simian.

637
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:32,320
You're a monkess.

638
00:29:33,340 --> 00:29:36,360
So, you probably can't be prosecuted in law.

639
00:29:36,500 --> 00:29:37,060
I'm not sure.

640
00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:37,540
Maybe.

641
00:29:37,860 --> 00:29:39,200
You wouldn't know about the Canadians.

642
00:29:40,260 --> 00:29:41,980
What kind of laws they have over there.

643
00:29:42,520 --> 00:29:45,620
Whether they apply to the animal kingdom as well as humans.

644
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:47,080
We're not sure.

645
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:47,540
But, I mean.

646
00:29:49,260 --> 00:29:50,560
Yeah, we had the dinner then.

647
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:52,180
And he apologized and just said,

648
00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:53,460
Look, I really love your wife.

649
00:29:53,700 --> 00:29:54,680
I said, Yeah, I know.

650
00:29:54,760 --> 00:29:55,520
It's breaking my heart.

651
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,780
He handed me the divorce papers and said,

652
00:29:58,860 --> 00:29:59,840
Conor, just put it there, man.

653
00:30:00,060 --> 00:30:00,800
You're a great guy.

654
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:02,620
But, you know, she wants me more than you.

655
00:30:02,620 --> 00:30:04,240
So, fair enough.

656
00:30:05,140 --> 00:30:05,580
Just fucking.

657
00:30:06,280 --> 00:30:08,000
Some things you just gotta let go, do you know?

658
00:30:08,740 --> 00:30:10,320
It's almost six o'clock.

659
00:30:13,260 --> 00:30:13,740
John.

660
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:16,880
Get a grip by Rekfast.

661
00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:17,720
That's very much.

662
00:30:20,040 --> 00:30:22,300
We're gonna give this one more go, guys.

663
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,500
Let's see how we get along.

664
00:30:27,100 --> 00:30:27,740
On this.

665
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:29,200
The Eiger Nordwand.

666
00:30:30,820 --> 00:30:31,840
Kleine Showdig.

667
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:35,120
Which is just a little railway track off of Grindelwald.

668
00:30:36,780 --> 00:30:38,640
Out there in the Swiss Alps.

669
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:41,920
Let's go.

670
00:30:47,340 --> 00:30:48,560
Let me turn up that.

671
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,460
You wanna hear that engine purr?

672
00:30:55,340 --> 00:30:55,940
Dot IE.

673
00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:55,940
Dot IE.

674
00:30:55,940 --> 00:30:57,040
Dot IE.

675
00:31:00,680 --> 00:31:02,360
Passive aggressive monkey slap.

676
00:31:02,520 --> 00:31:03,360
Dot IE.

677
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:10,580
I mean, so you could never blame me.

678
00:31:10,900 --> 00:31:12,960
You could never say I never slapped the chip before.

679
00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:14,720
Choked the chip.

680
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,340
Choking the chip in the booty hotel room,

681
00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:21,180
which we got on booking.com.

682
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,900
It was actually a genius deal.

683
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:26,400
I got to the email.

684
00:31:27,620 --> 00:31:28,760
That was after, you know,

685
00:31:28,820 --> 00:31:30,640
after the fucking Lewis Hamilton one.

686
00:31:31,240 --> 00:31:33,140
We got chucked out of the Lewis Hamilton suite.

687
00:31:33,920 --> 00:31:37,340
Then I was straight on booking.com.ie.

688
00:31:38,180 --> 00:31:40,300
March to get myself a genius deal.

689
00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:41,340
In a hotel.

690
00:31:41,460 --> 00:31:45,660
One of the main hotels in Montreal.

691
00:31:47,880 --> 00:31:50,000
Lo and behold, we get into the lobby.

692
00:31:50,740 --> 00:31:51,340
self-made.com.ie.

693
00:31:51,340 --> 00:31:51,840
Self-amonkis.

694
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,160
A bit of a goosey head on us, you know?

695
00:31:56,200 --> 00:32:02,100
And, uh, who is there in the fucking lounge but Crystal Swing.

696
00:32:02,300 --> 00:32:03,300
The swing set.

697
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:06,600
They were over in Canada, right?

698
00:32:07,900 --> 00:32:08,480
Pitching.

699
00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:13,260
A fucking sex swing that was made out of pure crystal.

700
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,680
Like, 150 carat crystal.

701
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:17,740
They don't even...

702
00:32:18,340 --> 00:32:19,500
Where do they have the capital?

703
00:32:19,760 --> 00:32:20,580
Das Kapital.

704
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:22,420
They don't even have the capital for that.

705
00:32:22,480 --> 00:32:23,940
So they had a giant mock-up.

706
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,460
Crystal sex swing.

707
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:28,880
The fucking young fellow was on it.

708
00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:30,200
Doing the old huckle book.

709
00:32:37,580 --> 00:32:38,580
Me and the monk-up.

710
00:32:38,580 --> 00:32:38,700
Me and the monk-us.

711
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:41,300
We just sat and watched.

712
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:45,520
We went over there and said to the...

713
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:48,020
The mother of hell you getting on, missus.

714
00:32:48,580 --> 00:32:49,620
Long time no see.

715
00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:50,700
Last time I seen you.

716
00:32:51,160 --> 00:32:52,580
Last time I seen you.

717
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:57,660
You were reaching for the handbrake in my fucking Mercedes.

718
00:32:59,860 --> 00:33:01,320
When we were doing the bomber.

719
00:33:01,740 --> 00:33:03,340
The bomber run around Cologne.

720
00:33:03,500 --> 00:33:05,160
I'm not talking about World War II.

721
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:06,920
Bit of a bad taste one.

722
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:09,860
But, uh...

723
00:33:11,020 --> 00:33:12,660
The guild is not with me.

724
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:16,040
It should be with the Brits.

725
00:33:16,780 --> 00:33:18,600
I don't know whether or not they reach Cologne.

726
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,500
They did a fucking terrible number on them.

727
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:23,740
No one goes on about that.

728
00:33:24,260 --> 00:33:24,600
But, I mean...

729
00:33:26,060 --> 00:33:27,340
I said, well, what's going on?

730
00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:29,340
How you doing?

731
00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:30,740
She says, yeah, it's a new venture.

732
00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,980
The last album didn't really...

733
00:33:32,980 --> 00:33:36,820
Didn't really ruffle any feathers in the music world, you know?

734
00:33:36,980 --> 00:33:37,600
I said...

735
00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:39,860
Don't I ever can blame you.

736
00:33:43,460 --> 00:33:44,860
Who are you going up against?

737
00:33:45,460 --> 00:33:45,900
Look.

738
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:47,300
It's Crystal Swing.

739
00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:48,960
Or it's Bruno Mars.

740
00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:51,140
Or it's Grande.

741
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,380
Or it's fucking Gaga.

742
00:33:54,760 --> 00:33:55,060
Or it's...

743
00:33:55,060 --> 00:33:58,040
If you want, I can put you in touch with the guy who's in Maroon 5.

744
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,560
He's gone into the acting biz now.

745
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:01,840
I was his agent for two weeks.

746
00:34:01,940 --> 00:34:02,720
Had to fucking leave.

747
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,260
Kept on fucking whining at me.

748
00:34:07,640 --> 00:34:10,220
Singing to me down the fucking phone about trying to get a gig.

749
00:34:12,820 --> 00:34:13,540
He's got a...

750
00:34:13,540 --> 00:34:14,480
I said, listen, man.

751
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:17,600
Do you know what?

752
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:18,860
You had a cup, look at what hits.

753
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:21,840
You had a couple of good hits, Maroon.

754
00:34:22,540 --> 00:34:22,980
Marooner.

755
00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:28,340
Don't get above your fucking station, man.

756
00:34:29,120 --> 00:34:29,460
All right?

757
00:34:30,140 --> 00:34:31,300
As far as I'm concerned.

758
00:34:32,180 --> 00:34:33,140
As far...

759
00:34:33,140 --> 00:34:35,540
As far as I concerned, Marooner.

760
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:36,480
I was so...

761
00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:37,820
My feathers were so ruffled.

762
00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:38,700
I was fucking...

763
00:34:38,700 --> 00:34:41,220
Flabbergast in my speech.

764
00:34:41,320 --> 00:34:42,240
Flubbering my lines.

765
00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:43,420
As far as I'm concerned.

766
00:34:44,980 --> 00:34:47,940
You were a fucking auto-tune robot of a man.

767
00:34:49,220 --> 00:34:50,900
Now you've gone into the acting biz.

768
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,020
Great on you.

769
00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:52,080
Yeah.

770
00:34:52,080 --> 00:34:52,820
Well done.

771
00:34:52,820 --> 00:34:55,020
It's good to see you're thinking of your fucking future.

772
00:34:55,420 --> 00:34:56,440
Because you know what?

773
00:34:56,760 --> 00:34:59,720
Every Tom, Dick and Susie has a fucking garage band now.

774
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:00,960
Auto-tunes.

775
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:01,420
Nothing.

776
00:35:02,560 --> 00:35:03,700
Anybody can put it on.

777
00:35:04,020 --> 00:35:05,580
You got in while the gun was good.

778
00:35:06,100 --> 00:35:07,320
While the goose was fat.

779
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:08,660
Yeah?

780
00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:10,320
Now what?

781
00:35:10,720 --> 00:35:13,340
Try auto-tune your way onto a fucking movie set, man.

782
00:35:13,380 --> 00:35:14,100
Not gonna happen.

783
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:14,520
Right?

784
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:14,600
Right?

785
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,660
Because you're going up against the big guns.

786
00:35:19,420 --> 00:35:21,040
I'm talking Gosling.

787
00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:23,600
And he's more than a goose.

788
00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:25,920
He's still...

789
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:27,780
He's a grown goose and he's still a Gosling.

790
00:35:30,120 --> 00:35:31,980
It's almost six o'clock.

791
00:35:33,580 --> 00:35:34,440
He put...

792
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:35,500
He just fucking hung up.

793
00:35:35,580 --> 00:35:36,840
I didn't hear from him then, you know?

794
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:41,740
I just put pen to paper on a new pension deal from Zurich.

795
00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:42,980
Steve Jennings.

796
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:45,060
Steve Jennings, guys.

797
00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:47,080
The Jenster.

798
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:50,640
He's actually hanging out with Jenst and Bud in the last day.

799
00:35:50,720 --> 00:35:51,800
He was asking for you, Steve.

800
00:35:53,020 --> 00:35:54,000
He was asking for you.

801
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:55,080
Konzo.

802
00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:56,100
I was at work.

803
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:59,220
And I bought a few raffle tickets at a work due.

804
00:36:00,400 --> 00:36:02,620
While I was full of Sam Pelley and Gooser.

805
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:04,760
I won a Dyson V11.

806
00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,120
And it's fantastic.

807
00:36:07,120 --> 00:36:08,860
But they gave it to me at 9pm.

808
00:36:09,880 --> 00:36:12,720
I had to lug the thing around.

809
00:36:14,220 --> 00:36:15,740
Like Jesus with the cross.

810
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:17,380
For the night.

811
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:19,080
Jesus Christ.

812
00:36:19,460 --> 00:36:20,140
Steve Jennings.

813
00:36:20,540 --> 00:36:21,680
Cannot believe that, man.

814
00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:23,160
You were at work due.

815
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:26,900
You won't have Dyson V11 on the raffle and you're lugging it around.

816
00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:29,280
Was that the cordless one?

817
00:36:29,340 --> 00:36:31,700
If that's the cordless.

818
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:33,800
Congratulations, Jenster.

819
00:36:33,800 --> 00:36:37,180
You've got yourself a fucking cracking little hoover.

820
00:36:37,660 --> 00:36:38,700
Suction on that thing.

821
00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:44,760
And of course, the fact that it's fucking mobile and portable.

822
00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:47,740
You can stick it into the fucking Mercedes and clean that up.

823
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:53,720
You should have seen the mess I had in the boot of the Mercedes there a few months back.

824
00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,100
It fucking withstood.

825
00:36:56,780 --> 00:36:58,340
A lot of fucking suction.

826
00:36:59,100 --> 00:37:00,540
Went down to Harvey Norms.

827
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,060
Picked up a fucking V11 cordless Dyson.

828
00:37:05,980 --> 00:37:08,160
Did the fucking job on the back of the Merc.

829
00:37:08,320 --> 00:37:09,160
Two days later.

830
00:37:09,400 --> 00:37:09,840
Nothing.

831
00:37:10,740 --> 00:37:11,500
Following week.

832
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,360
As you know, I was under investigation by the Gordie.

833
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,640
They confiscated the vehicle.

834
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:16,680
Took me in for questioning.

835
00:37:16,960 --> 00:37:20,180
Managed to get a cord order to fucking hold me for an extra 12 hours.

836
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,060
Released after that.

837
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:22,420
Why?

838
00:37:22,700 --> 00:37:24,480
They couldn't find a fucking bean.

839
00:37:25,720 --> 00:37:26,500
In the Merc.

840
00:37:26,660 --> 00:37:27,940
Not that they would find anything.

841
00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:29,480
Because I have nothing to hide.

842
00:37:29,700 --> 00:37:30,520
As I told them.

843
00:37:30,760 --> 00:37:31,820
Yeah, you have me on CCTV.

844
00:37:32,200 --> 00:37:35,540
Traveling at a fucking unbelievable speed.

845
00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:37,600
But I mean.

846
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:41,380
My only crime was fucking doing 130 when it was 120.

847
00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:43,480
That's my only crime.

848
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,060
Now, if you don't mind.

849
00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:47,440
Do you want to leave me?

850
00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:50,140
Because I need to go and sell a few cars and a few pension plans.

851
00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:52,120
And they had nothing on me.

852
00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:54,440
I just walked out of the police station.

853
00:37:54,580 --> 00:37:55,560
I said, listen, lads.

854
00:37:56,060 --> 00:37:57,160
If you want to talk anymore.

855
00:37:57,620 --> 00:37:58,820
The solicitor is there.

856
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:00,140
He'll take notes.

857
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,280
And he might fucking fax them on to me later.

858
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,320
Because that's what I deal with.

859
00:38:04,420 --> 00:38:06,200
Fax machines when it comes to the Gordie.

860
00:38:06,760 --> 00:38:08,200
Because you belong in the dark ages.

861
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:11,860
Trying to fucking put me in the frame for something I didn't do.

862
00:38:12,460 --> 00:38:12,880
Go on.

863
00:38:13,600 --> 00:38:14,920
Absolute shower.

864
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:16,800
Of fucking necks.

865
00:38:17,580 --> 00:38:18,340
Neck on you.

866
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:19,340
Like.

867
00:38:19,340 --> 00:38:21,280
Your necks, man.

868
00:38:24,660 --> 00:38:25,640
Stretched out, man.

869
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:26,780
Stretched out.

870
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:30,720
It's almost six o'clock.

871
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:32,740
Red, thanks so much, buddy babe.

872
00:38:34,060 --> 00:38:36,820
Will you give a shout out to the lads from Kerry Road Trip?

873
00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:37,760
Love the work.

874
00:38:38,920 --> 00:38:41,320
I was actually thinking about heading down to Kerry myself.

875
00:38:42,460 --> 00:38:44,840
I have a few fucking family cousins out there.

876
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:49,900
I like to go down there and just live the fucking nice, easy, simple life, you know?

877
00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:52,460
I raided most of that last night.

878
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:52,780
Thanks.

879
00:38:53,180 --> 00:38:54,340
Do you know if you can blame me, though?

880
00:38:54,340 --> 00:38:55,000
Stir chicken.

881
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:55,780
Yeah, that's, sorry.

882
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,180
Yeah, stir chicken asked me about the Kerry Road Trip, boys.

883
00:38:58,380 --> 00:39:00,000
Big shout out to the Kerry Road Trip, boys.

884
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:01,200
I might go down there.

885
00:39:01,820 --> 00:39:03,760
You might see me fucking cruising around the ring.

886
00:39:05,120 --> 00:39:06,760
Sooner or later in the fucking new Merc.

887
00:39:07,340 --> 00:39:10,140
Gonna stick a bit of mud tyres on the fucking Merc.

888
00:39:10,660 --> 00:39:12,680
Just get down there and fucking bomb around.

889
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:13,040
Like.

890
00:39:14,360 --> 00:39:14,920
Katzi.

891
00:39:15,080 --> 00:39:16,160
The life advisor.

892
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:17,220
Thanks so much.

893
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:19,260
Red 2.

894
00:39:19,800 --> 00:39:20,320
Red says,

895
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:24,280
A small pension investment to cover your Montelay's splurgos.

896
00:39:24,660 --> 00:39:25,800
On bottles of cab.

897
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:27,700
And a few pan baguettes.

898
00:39:28,320 --> 00:39:28,680
Alright?

899
00:39:29,640 --> 00:39:30,000
Alright.

900
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:31,900
Look, Red.

901
00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:34,880
I think it's time me and you had a chat.

902
00:39:35,480 --> 00:39:37,140
Sooner rather than later, okay?

903
00:39:38,680 --> 00:39:41,260
I've heard a few tales about the way you're going on, man.

904
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:42,400
And, um...

905
00:39:42,400 --> 00:39:45,800
I think you should stop by and have a chat with me.

906
00:39:46,020 --> 00:39:47,040
I think you should.

907
00:39:48,400 --> 00:39:50,020
It's almost 6 o'clock.

908
00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:51,620
That's very much to you guys.

909
00:39:51,980 --> 00:39:52,500
Um...

910
00:39:52,500 --> 00:39:54,000
It really means...

911
00:39:54,000 --> 00:39:56,640
Really means a lot that you...

912
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:58,640
Want to hang out at drive time.

913
00:39:59,340 --> 00:40:01,720
I know I haven't been doing as much driving today.

914
00:40:01,880 --> 00:40:04,180
Just getting used to being back from Montreal.

915
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:05,380
The Grand Prix.

916
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:07,600
Um...

917
00:40:07,600 --> 00:40:08,900
Highlights of that coming up.

918
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:11,560
But I just want to do another dirt track.

919
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:14,680
Maybe fucking stick on a bit of a Yates blast.

920
00:40:15,660 --> 00:40:17,400
And just fucking sip...

921
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:18,080
Sam Peli.

922
00:40:18,280 --> 00:40:18,800
Sam Peli.

923
00:40:18,940 --> 00:40:19,780
And then just, you know...

924
00:40:19,780 --> 00:40:21,120
Maybe go...

925
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,540
Maybe go for a fucking silver lap.

926
00:40:24,320 --> 00:40:26,000
Don't want to push you too much.

927
00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:29,160
Maybe fucking bronze trough for the Nürburgring.

928
00:40:29,620 --> 00:40:30,700
And then sign up.

929
00:40:30,940 --> 00:40:31,380
Adios.

930
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,960
Thanks so much for hanging out, guys.

931
00:40:35,220 --> 00:40:36,100
It means a lot.

932
00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:36,100
It means a lot.

933
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:38,440
You know, the working weight can be a fucking tough one.

934
00:40:39,640 --> 00:40:40,160
Deals.

935
00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:40,900
People.

936
00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:41,640
Egos.

937
00:40:42,900 --> 00:40:44,560
But it all just fucking...

938
00:40:44,560 --> 00:40:49,000
Just fucking splashes off the back like rain off a fucking Burg house.

939
00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,200
When half five comes by.

940
00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:54,660
And I just sit back behind the wheel.

941
00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,400
I grip that perforated leather wheel.

942
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,860
It's almost six o'clock.

943
00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:00,360
Leather bridge.

944
00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:03,780
Just fucking drive the pain away.

945
00:41:04,860 --> 00:41:06,460
Drive the pain away.

946
00:41:07,420 --> 00:41:08,840
Drive the pain away.

947
00:41:09,580 --> 00:41:10,680
Drive the pain away.

948
00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:14,060
Uh-oh.

949
00:41:16,740 --> 00:41:19,400
Grabbing on my wheel like you wanted to.

950
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,040
Telling me all the time that you love it.

951
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,680
Driving my Mercedes.

952
00:41:26,560 --> 00:41:28,660
Cleaning the boot of my Mercedes.

953
00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:31,080
Drive the pain away.

954
00:41:31,880 --> 00:41:32,960
Drive the pain away.

955
00:41:33,740 --> 00:41:34,580
Go on holiday.

956
00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:36,660
Every second day.

957
00:41:38,380 --> 00:41:41,460
I'm actually thinking of putting down a fucking endowment pension.

958
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:43,260
Lump-sum plumper.

959
00:41:45,260 --> 00:41:47,880
On an absolute regal swish chalet.

960
00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:51,380
Out in fucking Switzy Boo-Boos.

961
00:41:53,960 --> 00:41:55,020
I'm telling you, man.

962
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,780
Private Learjet is the way to go.

963
00:41:58,140 --> 00:41:59,500
I don't own one myself.

964
00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:01,420
But Zonad is so well connected.

965
00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,280
He's got connections coming out of his arse, man.

966
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:09,660
He's got a Rolex for every second day of the month.

967
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:15,060
And he also is in a WhatsApp cherry picker of a group.

968
00:42:16,060 --> 00:42:17,800
With Eddie Zonad.

969
00:42:18,460 --> 00:42:19,320
Eddie Jordan.

970
00:42:21,320 --> 00:42:22,520
Jensen Buttocks.

971
00:42:24,100 --> 00:42:25,760
Baz of Shamway.

972
00:42:26,060 --> 00:42:27,060
Oh!

973
00:42:29,420 --> 00:42:32,060
And not Arthur, they're Bill Cullen.

974
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,700
Not Arthur, they're Dragon's Denite.

975
00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:37,940
Bill Cullen.

976
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,900
A real sweet salesman.

977
00:42:41,900 --> 00:42:42,860
Who came from nothing.

978
00:42:45,240 --> 00:42:47,100
Came from nothing, guys.

979
00:42:47,580 --> 00:42:49,180
Made everything out of himself.

980
00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:52,840
It's almost six o'clock.

981
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:54,200
Came from nothing.

982
00:42:54,200 --> 00:42:55,600
And look at this.

983
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:56,960
Bellevue, guys.

984
00:42:58,160 --> 00:43:00,500
Lovely, sweet little fucking Des Alps.

985
00:43:01,660 --> 00:43:03,940
Don't know if you've seen the Phantom Thread.

986
00:43:04,700 --> 00:43:07,260
I was actually doing principal photography on that.

987
00:43:07,940 --> 00:43:10,480
I'm actually a DOP as well, don't you know?

988
00:43:11,300 --> 00:43:14,060
I have a fucking truck full of equipment and gear.

989
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:17,140
And I have a great website.

990
00:43:23,660 --> 00:43:25,460
I was doing principal photography.

991
00:43:25,460 --> 00:43:30,900
I was doing principal photography on the Phantom Thread.

992
00:43:32,260 --> 00:43:38,440
I actually had the fucking bonus idea of making a spin-off knock-off comedy show called...

993
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,600
The Phantom Thread.

994
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:48,180
Like a kind of drop-off comedy show.

995
00:43:48,180 --> 00:43:52,020
Nightmare reverie dressed up in really cool clothing.

996
00:43:53,660 --> 00:43:55,880
Tailor-made by none other.

997
00:43:58,700 --> 00:44:00,420
Who the hell was that, man?

998
00:44:00,780 --> 00:44:03,280
Someone outside shouting, close your legs.

999
00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:09,660
By none other than the acting great genius himself.

1000
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:11,280
What was his name?

1001
00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:17,480
He was in fucking Dances with Wolves and The Phantom Thread.

1002
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:20,180
What was his name again?

1003
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,320
It's almost six o'clock.

1004
00:44:23,860 --> 00:44:24,920
Don't leave me hanging here.

1005
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,520
I'm going to have to sip a bit of San Pell until you tell me his name.

1006
00:44:30,280 --> 00:44:33,100
Daniel Day... Daniel Day-Q-S.

1007
00:44:34,140 --> 00:44:35,760
It's almost six o'clock.

1008
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:42,700
Oh my god.

1009
00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:46,700
Thank you very much.

1010
00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:49,520
Yeah, I was doing principal photography.

1011
00:44:50,620 --> 00:44:51,700
D.O.P. shit.

1012
00:44:52,440 --> 00:44:56,560
On the Phantom Thread.

1013
00:44:57,480 --> 00:44:58,940
Which went on to win an Oscar.

1014
00:45:01,000 --> 00:45:02,400
For best clothes.

1015
00:45:06,200 --> 00:45:08,700
And I told the director...

1016
00:45:08,700 --> 00:45:09,540
What was his name?

1017
00:45:09,620 --> 00:45:10,680
Was it Anderson or something?

1018
00:45:11,100 --> 00:45:12,380
I was like, listen, Anders.

1019
00:45:13,100 --> 00:45:15,700
Your last film, Mother, was shy.

1020
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:17,540
I went to watch it.

1021
00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:19,060
It was fucking cock.

1022
00:45:21,260 --> 00:45:24,380
You did well with Magnolia or whatever it was.

1023
00:45:24,460 --> 00:45:25,060
What was the other one?

1024
00:45:25,120 --> 00:45:26,240
Requiem for a dream.

1025
00:45:27,980 --> 00:45:28,800
Ass to ass.

1026
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:29,840
Yeah, great scene.

1027
00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:30,780
But look it.

1028
00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:35,000
I think what you want to do is get rid of Daniel Day-Lewis.

1029
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:37,380
He's not going to open the film, man.

1030
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:38,780
He said...

1031
00:45:39,580 --> 00:45:40,940
He goes, Connor Williams.

1032
00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:43,760
Principal photographer on the Phantom Thread.

1033
00:45:44,300 --> 00:45:48,840
Who do you suggest I cast in the lead role for this film?

1034
00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:51,220
Instead of Daniel Day-Lewis.

1035
00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:55,640
I said, none other than Bill Cullen.

1036
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,000
He just fucking looked at me.

1037
00:45:59,480 --> 00:45:59,920
Blank.

1038
00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,480
Blank stare.

1039
00:46:01,740 --> 00:46:02,380
He said...

1040
00:46:02,380 --> 00:46:05,240
I don't want you on this gig anymore, man.

1041
00:46:06,020 --> 00:46:08,200
I don't want you on this gig and I want you to leave.

1042
00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:09,800
He said, get to...

1043
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,240
Shut your mouth, man.

1044
00:46:12,900 --> 00:46:14,780
I'm going to fucking finish the contract.

1045
00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:16,700
I don't care about being here during the shoot.

1046
00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,020
You're not going to get rid of me during pre-production.

1047
00:46:19,820 --> 00:46:20,760
I'm after...

1048
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:24,860
I took a fucking loan out on a red camera, man.

1049
00:46:24,940 --> 00:46:27,000
It's fucking 45,000 euro, man.

1050
00:46:27,060 --> 00:46:27,880
I took a fucking...

1051
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:28,760
Took a big hit.

1052
00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:30,260
Took a loan out, yeah.

1053
00:46:30,720 --> 00:46:31,520
Didn't need one.

1054
00:46:31,660 --> 00:46:32,440
But I did anyway.

1055
00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:37,060
I've got a load of shit in the fucking truck with me.

1056
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,040
I've got my own fucking personal crew.

1057
00:46:42,620 --> 00:46:44,820
And Zurich pension plans covering me.

1058
00:46:44,860 --> 00:46:46,420
And Zurich insurance covering me.

1059
00:46:46,420 --> 00:46:47,800
Up my arse.

1060
00:46:49,020 --> 00:46:49,580
And if you...

1061
00:46:49,580 --> 00:46:52,240
If you get rid of me off this fucking shoot...

1062
00:46:52,240 --> 00:46:54,760
I'm going to get Zurich to get you.

1063
00:46:56,100 --> 00:46:56,440
Alright?

1064
00:46:57,080 --> 00:46:59,260
There's a fucking Zurich clause in the contract.

1065
00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:01,300
You didn't read the fucking small print, mate.

1066
00:47:01,940 --> 00:47:02,360
Anderson.

1067
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:06,400
Phantom thread.

1068
00:47:06,540 --> 00:47:07,320
Phantom shit.

1069
00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:09,500
I just went like this.

1070
00:47:09,700 --> 00:47:10,080
Anderson.

1071
00:47:10,380 --> 00:47:11,020
See you later.

1072
00:47:15,020 --> 00:47:16,600
Who's laughing now, Anderson?

1073
00:47:18,180 --> 00:47:19,660
Who's laughing now, man?

1074
00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:25,060
Do you know what he did?

1075
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:31,440
That fucking snake, Anderson.

1076
00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,880
That fucking snake, Anderson.

1077
00:47:40,780 --> 00:47:41,980
Started crying.

1078
00:47:43,760 --> 00:47:45,860
Started crying in front of all the crew.

1079
00:47:49,660 --> 00:47:52,180
Daniel Day-Lewis gets off the fucking minibus.

1080
00:47:54,140 --> 00:47:55,920
He goes, what's going on here?

1081
00:47:55,920 --> 00:47:56,560
I said, listen.

1082
00:47:58,260 --> 00:47:59,080
Day-boy.

1083
00:47:59,980 --> 00:48:01,020
Don't worry, hon.

1084
00:48:03,580 --> 00:48:08,360
He said, what?

1085
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:09,180
Don't call me hon.

1086
00:48:09,700 --> 00:48:11,540
I said, I'll fucking call you what you like, man.

1087
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,640
Because that's a trick in the trade.

1088
00:48:16,260 --> 00:48:18,960
You can demasculate a fucking one of the big shots

1089
00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:21,400
by calling them a woman's kind of term of endearment.

1090
00:48:21,640 --> 00:48:22,480
He didn't like that.

1091
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:23,900
I said, listen.

1092
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:24,980
Sit down.

1093
00:48:25,700 --> 00:48:27,160
Put a fucking scarf and a hat on

1094
00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:28,460
because it's a bit chilly up here.

1095
00:48:28,460 --> 00:48:31,940
And have a fucking cafe au lait.

1096
00:48:34,040 --> 00:48:35,740
He goes, what's wrong with Anderson?

1097
00:48:36,640 --> 00:48:40,220
I said, he's having a fucking bit of a fucking wow-wow moment.

1098
00:48:40,520 --> 00:48:43,300
Because he thought that I was going to fucking take the hard road.

1099
00:48:44,700 --> 00:48:45,620
But he was wrong.

1100
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:47,860
I jerked it up.

1101
00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:49,100
Anderson didn't.

1102
00:48:49,740 --> 00:48:54,800
Now I'm going to go and get some fucking nice fucking principal photography shots for you.

1103
00:48:55,320 --> 00:48:58,920
Which you're going to use in the shoot.

1104
00:48:58,920 --> 00:48:59,360
Okay.

1105
00:49:02,680 --> 00:49:07,200
Dave Lewis was like, Connor, thank you so much for being on the shoot, man.

1106
00:49:07,260 --> 00:49:08,260
I said, don't worry about it.

1107
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:08,540
Look.

1108
00:49:09,380 --> 00:49:11,820
Fucking dickhead over there is going to get rid of me, no doubt.

1109
00:49:12,040 --> 00:49:12,940
I don't give a fuck.

1110
00:49:14,220 --> 00:49:15,280
I don't give a fuck, man.

1111
00:49:16,940 --> 00:49:19,280
I've got a few gigs of RTE coming up when I get home.

1112
00:49:20,240 --> 00:49:20,560
Okay.

1113
00:49:20,700 --> 00:49:21,640
I've got an independent.

1114
00:49:22,100 --> 00:49:23,620
I'm really in with the film board.

1115
00:49:24,220 --> 00:49:24,860
They know me.

1116
00:49:25,800 --> 00:49:27,180
I'm a fucking one-man army.

1117
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:30,060
Now, is there anything I can get you?

1118
00:49:30,140 --> 00:49:30,820
I can get one of the...

1119
00:49:30,820 --> 00:49:31,660
Is there anything I can get you?

1120
00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:33,520
He said, I would like...

1121
00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:34,740
This is Dave Lewis now.

1122
00:49:36,180 --> 00:49:37,520
So he had his coffee ordered.

1123
00:49:37,660 --> 00:49:39,700
He goes, I would like...

1124
00:49:39,700 --> 00:49:40,720
And this is the way he spoke.

1125
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:44,660
Get me a dozen roses.

1126
00:49:47,400 --> 00:49:50,880
And 15 buttercups from the Grindelwald Basin.

1127
00:49:52,360 --> 00:49:54,740
I said, right out, Danny.

1128
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:56,120
Don't worry, man.

1129
00:49:57,220 --> 00:49:59,460
I looked over at the runner who I had hired.

1130
00:50:00,840 --> 00:50:02,720
I was like, hey, Gavin.

1131
00:50:04,240 --> 00:50:04,640
Gavin.

1132
00:50:05,260 --> 00:50:06,580
The fuck are you doing, man?

1133
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:10,060
Playing with yourself inside the fucking truck.

1134
00:50:11,100 --> 00:50:14,100
Get down to the bottom of the Grindelwald Valley now

1135
00:50:14,100 --> 00:50:15,460
and start picking roses.

1136
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:19,480
Otherwise, you'll be straight on the next plane back home

1137
00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,680
to IADT.

1138
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:23,260
Back to your fucking course.

1139
00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,400
He was like, yes.

1140
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:26,220
Yes, Connor.

1141
00:50:26,540 --> 00:50:27,160
No, Connor.

1142
00:50:27,260 --> 00:50:28,360
Three bags full, Connor.

1143
00:50:28,460 --> 00:50:29,220
I was like, yeah.

1144
00:50:29,980 --> 00:50:30,300
Yeah.

1145
00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:30,300
Yeah.

1146
00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:30,300
Yeah.

1147
00:50:30,300 --> 00:50:32,960
It's almost six o'clock.

1148
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:34,820
I did the gig anyway and just got it done.

1149
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:35,840
What, you know?

1150
00:50:36,180 --> 00:50:37,400
Film went on to win an Oscar.

1151
00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:39,480
Fucking Pistorius in the bag.

1152
00:50:39,560 --> 00:50:40,260
It's almost six o'clock.

1153
00:50:40,260 --> 00:50:42,020
No mention of me on the credits, though.

1154
00:50:42,500 --> 00:50:43,140
Doesn't matter.

1155
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:44,800
I got the fucking payday I wanted.

1156
00:50:45,340 --> 00:50:45,700
Anderson?

1157
00:50:46,660 --> 00:50:47,520
Fuck off, man.

1158
00:50:47,600 --> 00:51:15,980
Sorry guys. I said Anderson you're nothing. Half shot Jack thanks so much. I said Anderson you're nothing compared to Wes Anderson. Have you seen the composition in his shots? Yeah. There's a man who puts effort into his fucking scenes. Not like you. Just gets a load of old garbage back to the edit suite and then what?

1159
00:51:15,980 --> 00:51:30,700
Just tries to fucking edit something out of nothing. Make a load of fucking ambience. Throw some horrible paranoia music in behind some fucking scenes of depravity. That's Oscar worthy is it?

1160
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:47,040
Hollywood movie shoot.

1161
00:51:49,940 --> 00:52:04,620
Didn't give a fuck man. The next week I was back home doing a fucking corporate for Aviva. Don't tell Zurich. And what can I say? Connor Williams lives to sell a pension another day.

1162
00:52:05,620 --> 00:52:19,680
It's almost six o'clock guys. Welcome back to Drive Time with me Connor Williams. Former senior sales executive with Mercedes Ireland. Partner at KPMG by the age of 23.

1163
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:39,160
Worked as a media buyer for two years. Got out of a year and a half because I fucking stank. Didn't like the attitude of some of the people I had to work with. So I didn't have to fucking stay with them.

1164
00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:48,380
At the moment yeah I'm just doing life guru kind of stuff. Drive time. Sell the odd Merc.

1165
00:52:50,640 --> 00:53:07,820
I'm actually uh... I buy them. I'm still friendly with a few of the grease monkeys. At Mercedes Ireland so they usually do a nice little tidy up service job on them free of charge because I am who I am. I am Connor Williams.

1166
00:53:09,160 --> 00:53:17,640
Cedar Hayes man. And uh, mix all that stuff up with a bit of Zurich. Zurich squash court.

1167
00:53:19,080 --> 00:53:27,080
Zurich five to side with boys. Just Zurich, Zurich, Zurich all day all long. Never forgetting of course, Sam Peli dreams.

1168
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,680
It's almost six o'clock.

1169
00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:41,240
Stick a bit of Yates on, see how we're getting on there.

1170
00:53:42,520 --> 00:54:07,880
We'll give them appropriate antibiotics. We will send off blood cultures and culture to the suspected area. We will do some pertinent blood tests. And they'd be the main things that we do initially. Antibiotics are the key thing to successful treatment and early antibiotics are the key thing. It's when those early antibiotics are missed and the disease gets established and the disease, the patients get into septic shock, which is what I see.

1171
00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:24,200
With septic shock is, is classically a, a very unwell patient with a very low blood pressure with significant impairment of vital organs, such as their heart, their cardiovascular system, such as their blood pressure, very impaired breathing.

1172
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:26,680
And is septic shock treatable?

1173
00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:34,680
Well, it is. Well, we support septic shock in ICU, but the treatment of infection is antibiotics.

1174
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:36,120
So all the support...

1175
00:54:36,120 --> 00:54:37,640
How do you mean you support septic shock?

1176
00:54:37,800 --> 00:54:39,720
Well, you, you, you support...

1177
00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:39,720
You support...

1178
00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:41,720
You support...

1179
00:54:41,720 --> 00:54:43,720
...the organs failing...

1180
00:54:43,720 --> 00:54:46,400
Beautiful shot there, guys.

1181
00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:47,680
The Bellevue.

1182
00:54:47,780 --> 00:54:51,800
I'm afraid we're going to have to leave that there and head to Nuremberg for one...

1183
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,320
...go.

1184
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:55,320
One crack...

1185
00:54:55,320 --> 00:54:57,320
...at the big...

1186
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,240
...silver.

1187
00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:04,160
Thanks very much for joining us here today at Drive Time.

1188
00:55:04,160 --> 00:55:06,160
I'm Connor Williams taking you...

1189
00:55:07,160 --> 00:55:11,660
...a drive into the early evening slot of your life.

1190
00:55:11,740 --> 00:55:13,240
Hopefully you've had a great day today.

1191
00:55:13,720 --> 00:55:14,660
Powerful Tuesday.

1192
00:55:15,540 --> 00:55:17,080
We're going to power into the midweek.

1193
00:55:18,340 --> 00:55:19,380
Hard and fast.

1194
00:55:20,020 --> 00:55:21,160
And nothing else...

1195
00:55:21,720 --> 00:55:24,580
...but a Mercedes AMG range.

1196
00:55:25,740 --> 00:55:26,840
It's going to be beautiful.

1197
00:55:27,720 --> 00:55:29,440
You're going to need Botox...

1198
00:55:29,440 --> 00:55:30,420
...after I'm done with you.

1199
00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:33,320
Because the G's that we're going to be hitting...

1200
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:34,100
...pure G-spot.

1201
00:55:34,500 --> 00:55:35,740
It's going to wreck your face.

1202
00:55:36,660 --> 00:55:37,920
It's going to wreck your face.

1203
00:55:38,700 --> 00:55:40,040
You're going to wake up...

1204
00:55:40,040 --> 00:55:42,040
...with lines...

1205
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:43,420
...and crow's feet dot IE.

1206
00:55:43,420 --> 00:55:59,200
...tmf70tmf.

1207
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:02,000
Thanks very much for the praying hands emoji.

1208
00:56:02,940 --> 00:56:05,140
And that's that one, two, three, four, five...

1209
00:56:05,140 --> 00:56:07,120
...five silver medal emojis.

1210
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:09,000
Thanks very much, man.

1211
00:56:09,400 --> 00:56:10,140
Appreciate it.

1212
00:56:10,140 --> 00:56:15,720
Sean Flanagan, how are you?

1213
00:56:15,860 --> 00:56:17,260
Would you not buy G-spot?

1214
00:56:17,340 --> 00:56:18,160
I might do, yeah.

1215
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:19,040
I might do.

1216
00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:23,120
Let's start.

1217
00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:24,200
Let's start.

1218
00:56:33,080 --> 00:56:35,040
Brought to you by San Pellegrino.

1219
00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:43,580
Farfurter, thank you.

1220
00:56:43,920 --> 00:56:45,520
Thank you so much, Farfurter.

1221
00:56:46,160 --> 00:56:47,500
For the 265.

1222
00:56:48,180 --> 00:56:50,500
One, basket of junk bonds...

1223
00:56:50,500 --> 00:56:52,360
...has a higher adjusted return...

1224
00:56:52,360 --> 00:56:54,560
...than most high-grade portfolios.

1225
00:56:54,820 --> 00:56:57,180
Two, same logic applies to dating.

1226
00:56:59,520 --> 00:57:00,880
Don't know what that means, Far...

1227
00:57:00,880 --> 00:57:03,140
...but I'm sure if I fucking read into it...

1228
00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:03,680
...it would...

1229
00:57:03,680 --> 00:57:05,320
...it might actually be something bad.

1230
00:57:06,540 --> 00:57:07,280
Let's have a look.

1231
00:57:24,700 --> 00:57:25,360
Oh, yeah.

1232
00:57:26,140 --> 00:57:27,060
This is it, man.

1233
00:57:27,460 --> 00:57:29,180
Fucking hats and back dreams.

1234
00:57:29,180 --> 00:57:33,760
You might notice...

1235
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:35,760
...that I've upped my game a little here, guys.

1236
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,640
Courtesy of Zonad.ie, the new website...

1237
00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:42,140
...that my friend has started...

1238
00:57:42,140 --> 00:57:44,080
...which details everything going on...

1239
00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:45,080
...in Irish society.

1240
00:57:45,340 --> 00:57:46,980
From Conor McGregor fights...

1241
00:57:46,980 --> 00:57:48,960
...right down to Game of Thrones...

1242
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:50,300
...and also...

1243
00:57:50,300 --> 00:57:51,800
...all the latest...

1244
00:57:51,800 --> 00:57:53,920
...and greatest Irish political action.

1245
00:57:55,580 --> 00:57:57,980
Zonad is actually so well-connected...

1246
00:57:57,980 --> 00:58:00,440
...that he knows what Leo Varaga has...

1247
00:58:00,440 --> 00:58:01,820
...for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

1248
00:58:05,240 --> 00:58:06,620
The Zone Meister.

1249
00:58:07,160 --> 00:58:08,200
Get into the Zone.

1250
00:58:08,940 --> 00:58:10,640
As we enter the Flugplatz...

1251
00:58:10,640 --> 00:58:12,300
...at an amazing flying speed.

1252
00:58:13,140 --> 00:58:13,560
Conor Williams...

1253
00:58:13,560 --> 00:58:14,560
...never...

1254
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:15,560
...ever...

1255
00:58:15,560 --> 00:58:18,500
...drives automatic anymore.

1256
00:58:18,500 --> 00:58:18,960
...pure...

1257
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:19,960
...pure...

1258
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:20,960
...manual transmission.

1259
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:23,860
Don't at me.

1260
00:58:24,980 --> 00:58:27,420
Into the Schweiden Cruise we go.

1261
00:58:29,680 --> 00:58:30,180
...ah...

1262
00:58:30,180 --> 00:58:30,880
...fuck that.

1263
00:58:31,060 --> 00:58:33,180
We'll just go for another quick restart, guys.

1264
00:58:33,940 --> 00:58:35,060
San Pellegrino...

1265
00:58:35,060 --> 00:58:35,800
...knock it back.

1266
00:58:37,860 --> 00:58:39,220
...easier said than done.

1267
00:58:51,140 --> 00:58:59,760
dedication Zulu nation was actually doing the Nurburgring there with a tribe called Quest a few

1268
00:58:59,760 --> 00:59:07,460
weeks ago and we had Africa Bambaataa in the back he was slowing us down though we had to kick him out

1269
00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:16,700
when we got to the fucking floatplats sorry I got I get I got confused there Africa's dead

1270
00:59:16,700 --> 00:59:24,980
may he rest in fucking peace guys who was it someone else that he had fat Albert or something

1271
00:59:24,980 --> 00:59:33,320
think he's dead too fuck it car is actually sorry we're gonna start again there sorry

1272
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:46,500
thank you very much Adrian's wall it's amazing what the Romans did they're building that Adrian's

1273
00:59:46,500 --> 00:59:50,160
wall he was Adrian's are you see grand

1274
00:59:50,160 --> 00:59:57,840
hats a back

1275
00:59:57,840 --> 01:00:10,860
fuck's sake sorry about this guys technical gremlins this is the last time and then we're out I need to

1276
01:00:10,860 --> 01:00:16,080
show you the highlights from the Formula One World Championship we've got them coming up thanks very

1277
01:00:16,080 --> 01:00:26,520
much anonymous hope you're doing well one more crack of the whip here come on sand Peli come on Connor come

1278
01:00:26,520 --> 01:00:46,740
come on you can do it Connor nice and easy tickle the apex shift shift your gears hard not soft 91 that's too slow should be going faster

1279
01:00:46,740 --> 01:01:15,360
bit of a cheeky one there cheek as penis into the Hawkeye can we go no one's gonna tell me what to do no one's gonna tell me what to do see you later do you know who I am Connor Williams

1280
01:01:15,360 --> 01:01:18,240
and the last thing you see at night

1281
01:01:18,240 --> 01:01:21,400
before you dream your nightmares.

1282
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,620
Floodplats, nothing to me, baby.

1283
01:01:30,080 --> 01:01:33,500
I was actually showing Lewis Hamilton my fucking pedal slippers,

1284
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:35,600
sponsored by Sam Pelly, and he was like,

1285
01:01:36,180 --> 01:01:38,420
how can you hook me up with that sponsorship deal?

1286
01:01:38,860 --> 01:01:40,780
I said, talk to me after the race, man.

1287
01:01:40,780 --> 01:01:43,520
I'll get you goosed, and I'll take your number,

1288
01:01:43,740 --> 01:01:45,140
even though I have it already, you know?

1289
01:01:45,800 --> 01:01:47,440
But we got him then.

1290
01:01:48,660 --> 01:01:51,400
He's actually going to be sponsored by them for the next race.

1291
01:01:52,120 --> 01:01:55,240
And we got him into the fucking WhatsApp chat group as well with Zonad.

1292
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,600
Lewis Hamilton was made up with that.

1293
01:01:58,020 --> 01:02:02,000
But he started complaining about the standard of memes that were being shared.

1294
01:02:03,900 --> 01:02:07,760
Particular, one culprit, Eddie Jordan,

1295
01:02:09,160 --> 01:02:12,660
was sharing subpar shit-tier memes.

1296
01:02:12,660 --> 01:02:17,920
in the WhatsApp chat group, guys.

1297
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:25,180
Which prompted Lewis, Lewdog Hamilton

1298
01:02:25,180 --> 01:02:28,740
to send a text to the group saying,

1299
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:30,720
get rid of Eddie Normie, man.

1300
01:02:32,220 --> 01:02:33,060
He's shit.

1301
01:02:34,960 --> 01:02:36,560
And, uh, here we go.

1302
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:40,040
Metzgefeld.

1303
01:02:43,620 --> 01:02:45,340
But I've said to you before, you know,

1304
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:46,540
I was in the same group before.

1305
01:02:46,620 --> 01:02:49,260
I had to leave that group because...

1306
01:02:50,260 --> 01:02:55,480
Eddie Jordan was taking photographs of memes on Facebook

1307
01:02:55,480 --> 01:02:57,900
and just posting them

1308
01:02:57,900 --> 01:03:00,700
to the WhatsApp group.

1309
01:03:01,940 --> 01:03:02,800
And they were shit.

1310
01:03:03,340 --> 01:03:05,860
It was the one he just kept on sending the same one.

1311
01:03:05,920 --> 01:03:07,740
It was like a picture of a baby.

1312
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:10,080
Like this.

1313
01:03:11,700 --> 01:03:12,940
And the meme said,

1314
01:03:13,580 --> 01:03:15,120
when you find...

1315
01:03:15,120 --> 01:03:15,900
Oh, for fuck's sake.

1316
01:03:15,980 --> 01:03:17,420
When you find a can of Guinness...

1317
01:03:17,420 --> 01:03:19,080
The last can of Guinness in the fridge

1318
01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:21,080
and it was just like a baby like that...

1319
01:03:23,500 --> 01:03:25,700
We had to get rid of him.

1320
01:03:25,800 --> 01:03:27,320
It's almost six o'clock.

1321
01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:36,240
Thank you very much, Marij.

1322
01:03:37,980 --> 01:03:39,540
One more crack of this whip

1323
01:03:39,540 --> 01:03:41,000
and then it's adios.

1324
01:03:43,940 --> 01:03:46,100
I'm going too fucking slow on that first turn.

1325
01:03:58,240 --> 01:03:59,640
Thank you very much for that tip.

1326
01:03:59,640 --> 01:04:29,620
Thank you.

1327
01:04:29,620 --> 01:04:30,100
Fuck you.

1328
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:30,860
See you later.

1329
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:32,140
You ever seen the like?

1330
01:04:32,460 --> 01:04:32,760
No.

1331
01:04:33,140 --> 01:04:33,960
Connor Williams.

1332
01:04:34,860 --> 01:04:35,900
I just drive.

1333
01:04:36,200 --> 01:04:37,080
Drive like the wind.

1334
01:04:37,600 --> 01:04:39,280
And I sell insurance and pensions.

1335
01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:40,360
And that's all I do.

1336
01:04:40,500 --> 01:04:41,340
That's all I want to do.

1337
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:44,880
It's almost six o'clock.

1338
01:04:47,520 --> 01:04:48,860
But yeah, myself.

1339
01:04:49,740 --> 01:04:50,880
And a Q-tip.

1340
01:04:51,440 --> 01:04:52,980
From a tribe called Quest.

1341
01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:56,620
We're in the back of the AMG there.

1342
01:04:56,980 --> 01:04:57,580
The last day.

1343
01:04:57,660 --> 01:04:58,860
It was being driven at pace

1344
01:04:58,860 --> 01:05:01,600
by the mother from Crystal Swing.

1345
01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:03,000
Mama Swing.

1346
01:05:03,140 --> 01:05:03,940
The swing setter.

1347
01:05:04,720 --> 01:05:05,540
The trend setter.

1348
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:08,940
And she'd left the kids at home.

1349
01:05:09,940 --> 01:05:10,800
And she said,

1350
01:05:10,880 --> 01:05:12,960
Look, I want to set yourself and tip

1351
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:17,740
on a fucking non-stop gold trofe round.

1352
01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:19,700
The Yokohama Bend.

1353
01:05:21,860 --> 01:05:22,840
So she did.

1354
01:05:23,240 --> 01:05:26,180
And she's actually a fucking great driver.

1355
01:05:27,220 --> 01:05:29,100
I heard somewhere there's a rumor

1356
01:05:29,100 --> 01:05:32,040
that fucking Racing Point were trying to snap her up.

1357
01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:34,680
But she was going on tour with the kids.

1358
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:36,800
And she had a new album to make.

1359
01:05:39,260 --> 01:05:40,980
So that she has done.

1360
01:05:41,660 --> 01:05:42,160
But I mean,

1361
01:05:42,820 --> 01:05:44,440
when I saw them the other day in Montreal

1362
01:05:44,440 --> 01:05:46,680
trying to flog a Crystal Sexwing,

1363
01:05:46,780 --> 01:05:48,180
it really boggled my mind.

1364
01:05:48,260 --> 01:05:48,480
I was like,

1365
01:05:48,520 --> 01:05:50,180
Why didn't they just stick at the music?

1366
01:05:51,140 --> 01:05:51,640
But I mean,

1367
01:05:51,700 --> 01:05:53,480
they're going up against Ariana Grande.

1368
01:05:53,820 --> 01:05:54,740
Bruno Mars.

1369
01:05:55,560 --> 01:05:57,040
That dickhead from Maroon 5

1370
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:58,460
who I've kind of fucking,

1371
01:05:58,620 --> 01:06:00,520
I set him back on a good course there

1372
01:06:00,520 --> 01:06:02,180
because he was meant to be doing film work

1373
01:06:02,180 --> 01:06:04,120
but now he's gone back into the music biz.

1374
01:06:06,100 --> 01:06:07,320
Oh, please don't fuck.

1375
01:06:09,960 --> 01:06:11,400
I'm just going to keep going, guys.

1376
01:06:11,880 --> 01:06:13,960
A few technical gremlish goes.

1377
01:06:14,140 --> 01:06:21,460
But the thing was,

1378
01:06:21,540 --> 01:06:24,340
they had a massive Crystal Sexwing

1379
01:06:24,340 --> 01:06:25,960
set up in the convention center.

1380
01:06:29,020 --> 01:06:30,880
And it was faux Crystal.

1381
01:06:31,960 --> 01:06:34,500
Kind of Swarovski Crystal sort of job.

1382
01:06:34,720 --> 01:06:35,000
Like, you know?

1383
01:06:35,900 --> 01:06:37,000
And the guy,

1384
01:06:37,100 --> 01:06:38,980
the young fella was doing the hucklebook on it.

1385
01:06:39,240 --> 01:06:39,900
Yet again,

1386
01:06:40,040 --> 01:06:41,220
any chance he gets

1387
01:06:41,220 --> 01:06:42,580
to do the hucklebook,

1388
01:06:43,340 --> 01:06:44,540
you can't stop him, man.

1389
01:06:44,560 --> 01:06:46,100
He's the fucking hucklebook meister.

1390
01:06:46,360 --> 01:06:46,680
Like, you know.

1391
01:06:48,840 --> 01:06:49,280
Hucklebookster.

1392
01:06:51,680 --> 01:06:52,280
It's funny

1393
01:06:52,280 --> 01:06:53,280
because I was actually watching

1394
01:06:53,280 --> 01:06:54,800
Uncle Buck that morning

1395
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:56,760
on the flight back from Montreal.

1396
01:06:58,140 --> 01:06:59,140
Or to Montreal,

1397
01:06:59,360 --> 01:06:59,860
should I say.

1398
01:07:00,560 --> 01:07:01,740
And he was doing the hucklebook

1399
01:07:01,740 --> 01:07:04,460
on top of the Swarovski Crystal

1400
01:07:04,460 --> 01:07:06,460
Dot IE swing set.

1401
01:07:06,580 --> 01:07:07,300
Sex swing set.

1402
01:07:08,940 --> 01:07:10,600
And his shoes,

1403
01:07:11,260 --> 01:07:12,760
the tap-downs and shoes he was wearing,

1404
01:07:12,760 --> 01:07:15,020
they huckle-busted the crystal.

1405
01:07:15,620 --> 01:07:18,340
And it was just glass and crystal shards everywhere.

1406
01:07:19,300 --> 01:07:20,800
And one of the German investors,

1407
01:07:21,600 --> 01:07:22,500
Schweidenkreuzer,

1408
01:07:22,880 --> 01:07:24,800
he got a bit of fucking crystal in his eye.

1409
01:07:25,300 --> 01:07:27,700
Because your man was doing the hucklebook so hard.

1410
01:07:28,200 --> 01:07:30,400
He was kicking shards of crystal

1411
01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:31,540
into the crowd.

1412
01:07:31,700 --> 01:07:33,080
The onlooker's eyes

1413
01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:35,500
at the Adel Convention Center.

1414
01:07:36,500 --> 01:07:37,480
AVN job.

1415
01:07:38,240 --> 01:07:38,800
And, uh,

1416
01:07:38,860 --> 01:07:39,180
it was,

1417
01:07:39,240 --> 01:07:40,820
there was a big crowd gathered around,

1418
01:07:40,920 --> 01:07:41,360
like, you know,

1419
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:42,560
and a few enthusiasts,

1420
01:07:42,820 --> 01:07:43,780
and a few of the big names,

1421
01:07:43,900 --> 01:07:44,200
like,

1422
01:07:44,960 --> 01:07:45,660
Gianna Michaels,

1423
01:07:46,500 --> 01:07:47,260
and, uh,

1424
01:07:47,800 --> 01:07:48,340
who else?

1425
01:07:49,160 --> 01:07:50,540
I think even Gianna Hayes

1426
01:07:50,540 --> 01:07:51,440
was making a comeback.

1427
01:07:51,940 --> 01:07:52,360
Whoa!

1428
01:07:52,840 --> 01:07:53,460
But, uh,

1429
01:07:54,120 --> 01:07:55,900
I was like,

1430
01:07:55,940 --> 01:07:57,340
that's the shit show, guys.

1431
01:07:57,800 --> 01:08:00,680
Bit of a technical gremlins malfunction there, guys,

1432
01:08:00,720 --> 01:08:01,620
on the sex swing.

1433
01:08:04,200 --> 01:08:04,680
Um,

1434
01:08:05,220 --> 01:08:07,260
but it was mostly Swarovski's money.

1435
01:08:07,380 --> 01:08:09,180
They knew the risks associated with it,

1436
01:08:09,220 --> 01:08:09,680
like, you know?

1437
01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:13,980
Fucking mad.

1438
01:08:14,340 --> 01:08:15,240
Really was mad.

1439
01:08:15,740 --> 01:08:16,500
Two days later,

1440
01:08:16,640 --> 01:08:16,900
like,

1441
01:08:17,280 --> 01:08:18,580
she's a professional.

1442
01:08:18,700 --> 01:08:19,680
The mother is a professional,

1443
01:08:19,820 --> 01:08:20,220
like, you know?

1444
01:08:20,700 --> 01:08:21,600
Two days later,

1445
01:08:21,660 --> 01:08:22,580
she's driving around

1446
01:08:22,580 --> 01:08:24,980
the Nürburgring in an AMG

1447
01:08:24,980 --> 01:08:27,280
with myself and Q-Tip

1448
01:08:27,280 --> 01:08:28,780
from a tribe called Quest

1449
01:08:28,780 --> 01:08:29,440
in the back.

1450
01:08:31,100 --> 01:08:32,420
And I was beatboxing,

1451
01:08:32,780 --> 01:08:34,660
and Tip was just fucking rhyming.

1452
01:08:34,740 --> 01:08:36,000
It was like a lyrical assassin.

1453
01:08:36,780 --> 01:08:37,880
I had a great beat going.

1454
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:38,660
I was kind of like,

1455
01:08:39,280 --> 01:08:45,240
and, uh,

1456
01:08:45,820 --> 01:08:47,340
she was just lifting it,

1457
01:08:47,820 --> 01:08:51,180
wearing a pair of fucking red stilettos,

1458
01:08:51,360 --> 01:08:53,080
and she had the keytar on as well

1459
01:08:53,080 --> 01:08:53,820
whilst driving.

1460
01:08:54,000 --> 01:08:54,260
I said,

1461
01:08:54,320 --> 01:08:55,420
both hands on the wheel.

1462
01:08:56,180 --> 01:08:57,620
She wouldn't communicate for a word.

1463
01:08:57,700 --> 01:08:58,980
She could only communicate

1464
01:08:58,980 --> 01:09:01,020
through the medium of keytar.

1465
01:09:02,660 --> 01:09:03,460
Q-Tip said,

1466
01:09:03,780 --> 01:09:05,420
I've never seen anything like this.

1467
01:09:06,260 --> 01:09:07,180
Where are you from?

1468
01:09:07,600 --> 01:09:07,900
I said,

1469
01:09:07,960 --> 01:09:09,420
she's from Middleton and Cork.

1470
01:09:10,520 --> 01:09:11,940
I'm from fucking Seapoint.

1471
01:09:12,860 --> 01:09:14,360
If you want to come back later on,

1472
01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:15,320
I've got a fucking Airbnb.

1473
01:09:15,520 --> 01:09:16,280
I'm renting it out, man.

1474
01:09:17,180 --> 01:09:18,100
Five bedroom.

1475
01:09:19,080 --> 01:09:20,260
Secret garden at the back.

1476
01:09:21,140 --> 01:09:24,480
Fucking steam room-cum-fucking-sauna shower setup.

1477
01:09:25,320 --> 01:09:25,860
He was like,

1478
01:09:25,920 --> 01:09:26,500
no way!

1479
01:09:26,600 --> 01:09:28,200
I have one of those in my house

1480
01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:29,160
back in Brooklyn.

1481
01:09:29,580 --> 01:09:29,860
I said,

1482
01:09:29,900 --> 01:09:30,940
do you still live there, man?

1483
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:33,120
I was there on holiday a few years ago.

1484
01:09:33,560 --> 01:09:34,460
Not my scene.

1485
01:09:34,620 --> 01:09:35,400
I suppose it's alright

1486
01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:36,000
if you're, like,

1487
01:09:36,040 --> 01:09:36,380
a fucking,

1488
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:38,060
uh,

1489
01:09:38,800 --> 01:09:40,700
a student or a hipster or whatever, man.

1490
01:09:40,740 --> 01:09:41,060
But, like,

1491
01:09:41,120 --> 01:09:41,920
not now.

1492
01:09:42,180 --> 01:09:43,160
Not at my age.

1493
01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:44,980
He said,

1494
01:09:45,020 --> 01:09:45,240
yeah,

1495
01:09:45,320 --> 01:09:46,820
I still have family there and whatnot.

1496
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:47,400
I said,

1497
01:09:47,460 --> 01:09:47,820
listen,

1498
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:48,520
tip,

1499
01:09:49,860 --> 01:09:52,040
have you thought about your fucking future, man?

1500
01:09:52,900 --> 01:09:53,260
He said,

1501
01:09:53,320 --> 01:09:53,560
no.

1502
01:09:54,920 --> 01:09:56,560
I live fast and I die young.

1503
01:09:57,200 --> 01:09:57,500
I said,

1504
01:09:57,540 --> 01:09:57,860
yeah.

1505
01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:00,800
That kind of attitude will get you into trouble.

1506
01:10:00,880 --> 01:10:01,940
But what age are you now, man?

1507
01:10:01,960 --> 01:10:02,980
You're fucking, what, 48?

1508
01:10:03,520 --> 01:10:04,680
You're nearly 50, tip.

1509
01:10:05,320 --> 01:10:06,500
Where are the records, bud?

1510
01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:08,740
Where are the fucking records, man?

1511
01:10:11,140 --> 01:10:11,680
He said,

1512
01:10:11,720 --> 01:10:12,280
they're nowhere.

1513
01:10:14,120 --> 01:10:14,680
I said,

1514
01:10:15,100 --> 01:10:17,060
you lost your mate as well

1515
01:10:17,060 --> 01:10:17,400
and you're,

1516
01:10:17,400 --> 01:10:18,480
you're a bollocks to him.

1517
01:10:18,540 --> 01:10:19,220
I seen the doc,

1518
01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:20,540
I seen the documentary, man.

1519
01:10:20,660 --> 01:10:21,860
You both fell out.

1520
01:10:22,820 --> 01:10:23,780
He was keeping it real.

1521
01:10:25,940 --> 01:10:27,780
And you were being a bit of a fucking diva.

1522
01:10:28,520 --> 01:10:28,820
He said,

1523
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:29,040
listen,

1524
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:30,180
don't talk that to me

1525
01:10:30,180 --> 01:10:31,220
because you don't know me.

1526
01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:31,520
I said,

1527
01:10:31,580 --> 01:10:31,760
listen,

1528
01:10:31,820 --> 01:10:32,700
I know everybody

1529
01:10:32,700 --> 01:10:35,260
and I want to put you

1530
01:10:35,260 --> 01:10:38,040
into pole position

1531
01:10:38,040 --> 01:10:39,700
with your future.

1532
01:10:40,800 --> 01:10:41,200
Okay?

1533
01:10:41,840 --> 01:10:42,460
No rapping,

1534
01:10:42,680 --> 01:10:43,340
no bars,

1535
01:10:43,880 --> 01:10:45,180
just pen to paper

1536
01:10:45,180 --> 01:10:47,640
on a fucking Zurich pension plan.

1537
01:10:47,780 --> 01:10:48,020
He said,

1538
01:10:48,060 --> 01:10:48,860
I'm too old for that,

1539
01:10:48,920 --> 01:10:49,100
Connor.

1540
01:10:49,200 --> 01:10:49,420
I said,

1541
01:10:49,460 --> 01:10:50,100
you're not,

1542
01:10:50,200 --> 01:10:50,440
tip.

1543
01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,200
you're not too old.

1544
01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:53,660
You are,

1545
01:10:54,520 --> 01:10:55,160
Q-tip,

1546
01:10:55,240 --> 01:10:55,520
one of the,

1547
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:57,320
one of the best MCs in the world,

1548
01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:57,620
man.

1549
01:10:58,240 --> 01:10:59,180
And you're never,

1550
01:10:59,620 --> 01:11:00,660
ever too old

1551
01:11:00,660 --> 01:11:02,020
or young

1552
01:11:02,020 --> 01:11:04,240
to start a pension plan.

1553
01:11:04,700 --> 01:11:04,980
He goes,

1554
01:11:05,040 --> 01:11:05,560
what's a pension?

1555
01:11:05,700 --> 01:11:05,880
I said,

1556
01:11:05,920 --> 01:11:07,640
it's a big pot of money

1557
01:11:07,640 --> 01:11:11,520
which you're going to use

1558
01:11:11,520 --> 01:11:13,620
to fund the lifestyle you want

1559
01:11:13,620 --> 01:11:15,040
and deserve when you retire.

1560
01:11:15,360 --> 01:11:16,940
It's almost six o'clock.

1561
01:11:17,580 --> 01:11:17,860
Comprende?

1562
01:11:18,740 --> 01:11:19,400
He said,

1563
01:11:19,480 --> 01:11:20,040
I comprehend,

1564
01:11:20,420 --> 01:11:20,820
yes.

1565
01:11:21,460 --> 01:11:21,720
It's like,

1566
01:11:21,780 --> 01:11:22,320
good stuff,

1567
01:11:22,440 --> 01:11:22,900
good boy.

1568
01:11:24,900 --> 01:11:26,700
Now sing me a little song there

1569
01:11:26,700 --> 01:11:30,000
while I get the fucking documents together.

1570
01:11:30,700 --> 01:11:32,280
Rifle through the fucking satchel

1571
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:32,900
I had with me.

1572
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:36,160
We had him set up in no time.

1573
01:11:36,780 --> 01:11:38,640
Didn't even bother listening to what he said

1574
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:39,320
or he was singing.

1575
01:11:40,920 --> 01:11:42,160
And after that then,

1576
01:11:42,240 --> 01:11:43,340
I had to cut her in

1577
01:11:43,340 --> 01:11:44,940
on fucking 20% commish.

1578
01:11:45,700 --> 01:11:46,280
The Swingster.

1579
01:11:46,480 --> 01:11:47,140
The Swing Set.

1580
01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:50,240
Because

1581
01:11:50,240 --> 01:11:52,080
she held it down, man.

1582
01:11:52,140 --> 01:11:53,140
She was peddled to the metal

1583
01:11:53,140 --> 01:11:54,680
and just fucking held the car down.

1584
01:11:55,500 --> 01:11:57,660
And that disorientated Q-Tip.

1585
01:11:58,480 --> 01:11:59,980
He was a great, great rapper.

1586
01:12:00,480 --> 01:12:01,760
But he's a shit businessman.

1587
01:12:02,260 --> 01:12:03,960
He didn't really know what was going on.

1588
01:12:04,040 --> 01:12:05,820
And we managed to sell him good.

1589
01:12:06,540 --> 01:12:07,780
A real fat pension.

1590
01:12:11,780 --> 01:12:12,740
Connor McArdle,

1591
01:12:12,840 --> 01:12:14,860
thanks so much for the great good.

1592
01:12:14,860 --> 01:12:15,120
Goose.

1593
01:12:16,400 --> 01:12:17,460
Thanks so much,

1594
01:12:17,540 --> 01:12:18,380
Connor McArdle,

1595
01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:20,380
for the great goose, baby.

1596
01:12:21,060 --> 01:12:21,460
Yeah.

1597
01:12:22,500 --> 01:12:24,000
Such a luxurious drink.

1598
01:12:24,660 --> 01:12:26,560
I don't know if you've ever had some yourself, Connor,

1599
01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:29,820
but I'm trying to check it out, man.

1600
01:12:32,200 --> 01:12:38,000
It picked him a bank fraud.

1601
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,320
Mary G.

1602
01:12:39,820 --> 01:12:40,220
Hollande.

1603
01:12:40,420 --> 01:12:41,340
Thank you so much.

1604
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:43,640
Big shout out to Thomas there

1605
01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:44,880
from Connor McArdle.

1606
01:12:46,340 --> 01:12:47,820
Big shout out to you guys.

1607
01:12:47,820 --> 01:12:48,820
But I'm...

1608
01:12:48,820 --> 01:12:50,440
There we go.

1609
01:12:50,740 --> 01:12:52,260
Dunskies for another day.

1610
01:12:53,180 --> 01:12:54,740
Another goose, another day.

1611
01:12:56,060 --> 01:12:56,960
Get a grip.

1612
01:12:57,640 --> 01:12:58,740
You're 38.

1613
01:12:58,740 --> 01:13:00,600
Connor McArdle, get a grip.

1614
01:13:01,440 --> 01:13:01,780
Okay.

1615
01:13:02,460 --> 01:13:03,500
Thanks very much.

1616
01:13:04,620 --> 01:13:05,620
You're never too old.

1617
01:13:06,900 --> 01:13:08,120
Start a pension plan.

1618
01:13:08,360 --> 01:13:10,420
And maybe you can start planning for your future, okay?

1619
01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:11,680
What about the pension gap?

1620
01:13:11,940 --> 01:13:12,720
Did you hear about that?

1621
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:15,960
The fact is that as a nation,

1622
01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:17,100
we're not saving enough...

1623
01:13:17,100 --> 01:13:17,600
It's almost six o'clock.

1624
01:13:17,900 --> 01:13:20,460
Time to get down to your local Mercedes dealer

1625
01:13:20,460 --> 01:13:22,920
and ask about test driving the new Mercedes.

1626
01:13:23,660 --> 01:13:24,780
Mary J. Hollande.

1627
01:13:24,900 --> 01:13:26,260
Thanks so much for that.

1628
01:13:27,060 --> 01:13:29,560
The fact is that as a nation, guys,

1629
01:13:29,560 --> 01:13:32,540
we're not saving enough for our retirement, okay?

1630
01:13:33,560 --> 01:13:35,320
There's a big gap

1631
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:38,420
between how much people are putting away

1632
01:13:38,420 --> 01:13:41,140
and the income they'll need

1633
01:13:41,140 --> 01:13:43,340
to give them an adequate standard of living

1634
01:13:43,340 --> 01:13:44,220
when they retire.

1635
01:13:45,380 --> 01:13:47,880
It's not all fast laps around the Nürburgring,

1636
01:13:47,960 --> 01:13:48,980
nor Schleife, okay?

1637
01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:50,960
Sometimes you're fucking going uphill

1638
01:13:50,960 --> 01:13:52,080
in fucking second gear

1639
01:13:52,080 --> 01:13:53,320
and struggling to get into third,

1640
01:13:53,720 --> 01:13:54,760
wishing you had the money

1641
01:13:54,760 --> 01:13:56,060
to fucking put in a new gearbox.

1642
01:13:56,840 --> 01:13:57,320
You didn't.

1643
01:13:57,440 --> 01:13:57,980
You skimped.

1644
01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:02,600
What happens when you retire?

1645
01:14:02,920 --> 01:14:04,360
Is that going to be the reality then?

1646
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:05,540
I hope not.

1647
01:14:06,200 --> 01:14:07,560
For your sake and for mine,

1648
01:14:08,060 --> 01:14:09,560
what kind of a fucking pension broker

1649
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:10,920
would I be

1650
01:14:10,920 --> 01:14:13,440
if you didn't put pen and paper now, soon?

1651
01:14:14,640 --> 01:14:15,600
Gonna get off, okay?

1652
01:14:16,020 --> 01:14:16,840
Thanks very much.

1653
01:14:17,080 --> 01:14:17,380
John,

1654
01:14:18,420 --> 01:14:20,200
get a grip, get a grip.

1655
01:14:20,460 --> 01:14:21,120
You're 38.

1656
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:23,360
It's almost seven o'clock, guys.

1657
01:14:24,180 --> 01:14:25,540
I've been Connor Williams.

1658
01:14:26,520 --> 01:14:27,940
You've been the drive timers,

1659
01:14:28,180 --> 01:14:29,920
testing out the drive of your life.

1660
01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:32,760
See you later.

1661
01:14:32,760 --> 01:14:36,480
highlights from the fucking Montreal Grand Prix,

1662
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:37,700
which I was doing commentary on,

1663
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:38,220
and

1664
01:14:38,220 --> 01:14:40,400
that was Lewis Hamilton's

1665
01:14:41,020 --> 01:14:42,340
earpiece pit boy,

1666
01:14:42,740 --> 01:14:43,960
pit man, pit stop.

1667
01:14:44,140 --> 01:14:46,180
Whatever way you want to skin that apple,

1668
01:14:46,260 --> 01:14:46,780
I was there.

1669
01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:48,180
Lew, dog,

1670
01:14:48,700 --> 01:14:49,240
you did well,

1671
01:14:49,300 --> 01:14:49,700
you won.

1672
01:14:49,940 --> 01:14:51,340
Maybe you didn't get the cheddar flag,

1673
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:53,180
but five-second penalty for Vette,

1674
01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:55,160
it went your way in the end.

1675
01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:56,440
It went our way in the end.

1676
01:14:56,680 --> 01:14:57,380
C days.

1677
01:14:57,380 --> 01:14:57,680
C days.

1678
01:14:58,620 --> 01:14:59,520
See you later.

1679
01:15:00,660 --> 01:15:01,320
bye-bye.

1680
01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:01,320
Bye-bye.

1681
01:15:02,120 --> 01:15:03,240
Well, it's lights out,

1682
01:15:03,320 --> 01:15:03,960
and here we go.

1683
01:15:04,040 --> 01:15:05,120
70 laps ahead of us here

1684
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:07,080
for the Canadian Grand Prix in Montreal.

1685
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:09,840
It's a great start from Vettel and from Hamilton, too,

1686
01:15:09,880 --> 01:15:11,000
as he goes into second place.

1687
01:15:11,100 --> 01:15:13,240
Straight ahead of Gasly and Bottas, too,

1688
01:15:13,280 --> 01:15:14,320
on the second turn now,

1689
01:15:14,400 --> 01:15:15,520
and Network 2.

1690
01:15:15,740 --> 01:15:16,240
And Lew, dog,

1691
01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:18,080
Hamilton gets the inside edge on turn two,

1692
01:15:18,120 --> 01:15:18,860
and he's away.

1693
01:15:19,300 --> 01:15:20,640
And Hulkenberg has started well.

1694
01:15:20,740 --> 01:15:22,060
Maybe you've got ahead of his bot-asses.

1695
01:15:22,260 --> 01:15:23,560
Verstappen and Max Lando,

1696
01:15:23,700 --> 01:15:24,340
both doing well,

1697
01:15:24,380 --> 01:15:25,020
and they're away.

1698
01:15:25,220 --> 01:15:26,840
What an amazing start to the race.

1699
01:15:26,880 --> 01:15:28,260
Only another 70 laps left.

1700
01:15:28,760 --> 01:15:30,740
Got a little bit of a replay here of Grosjean

1701
01:15:30,740 --> 01:15:31,920
taking the gristle of the mill.

1702
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,080
Some bozo spoil pipe

1703
01:15:34,080 --> 01:15:36,120
went right into his fucking face.

1704
01:15:36,480 --> 01:15:37,700
He had to chuck that shit away.

1705
01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:39,580
Now, Lando Norris

1706
01:15:39,580 --> 01:15:41,360
has got a problem here.

1707
01:15:41,440 --> 01:15:43,700
He's took an absolute chockadaloola lulu

1708
01:15:43,700 --> 01:15:46,800
on the side of his back right wheel pipe.

1709
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:49,040
One of the McLaren grease monkeys

1710
01:15:49,040 --> 01:15:51,420
must have left a firecracker in the tire

1711
01:15:51,420 --> 01:15:52,000
or something.

1712
01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:52,540
I don't know.

1713
01:15:52,620 --> 01:15:53,500
Look at the state of them.

1714
01:15:54,320 --> 01:15:56,160
Let's have a look at the replay, guys.

1715
01:15:56,520 --> 01:15:58,820
From Lando Norris on board there.

1716
01:15:58,960 --> 01:16:00,560
Something happened on the straight.

1717
01:16:01,260 --> 01:16:01,980
Love function at the back.

1718
01:16:02,040 --> 01:16:02,620
Look at the halo.

1719
01:16:02,780 --> 01:16:04,340
Sponsored by Couchet Tard.

1720
01:16:04,940 --> 01:16:07,700
I know a few guys who work at Couchet Tard.

1721
01:16:07,820 --> 01:16:09,900
I'm actually going to be doing a Tard set later on.

1722
01:16:09,920 --> 01:16:11,700
Supposed to silver lining here, Lando's,

1723
01:16:11,720 --> 01:16:13,620
as you can bust out some of that Canadian bacon.

1724
01:16:14,380 --> 01:16:16,420
Fucking barbecue on the back of your break.

1725
01:16:16,960 --> 01:16:17,820
Bit of maple syrup.

1726
01:16:18,680 --> 01:16:19,120
scrumptious.

1727
01:16:19,800 --> 01:16:22,720
Bit of sexual overtake maneuvering coming up here, guys.

1728
01:16:22,820 --> 01:16:23,560
Magnussen in front.

1729
01:16:23,760 --> 01:16:25,800
Davnick Fiat behind.

1730
01:16:26,060 --> 01:16:26,660
And look at this.

1731
01:16:26,780 --> 01:16:27,860
Right on the big bender.

1732
01:16:28,240 --> 01:16:29,980
Juicy little overtake maneuver there.

1733
01:16:30,060 --> 01:16:31,340
You wouldn't see that on the M50.

1734
01:16:31,700 --> 01:16:32,640
Then two minutes later,

1735
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:34,600
Magnussen having a fucking nightmare of a day.

1736
01:16:34,700 --> 01:16:35,580
It's Sergio Perez.

1737
01:16:36,180 --> 01:16:37,480
The Mexican dream pipe.

1738
01:16:37,940 --> 01:16:39,740
Does a little cheeky bender

1739
01:16:39,740 --> 01:16:41,560
right on his fucking halo.

1740
01:16:42,520 --> 01:16:43,260
We're still here.

1741
01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:44,900
Lap 32 with the battle of the age

1742
01:16:44,900 --> 01:16:46,280
between Grosjean and Perez.

1743
01:16:46,280 --> 01:16:48,440
Taking each other hard on the benders.

1744
01:16:48,620 --> 01:16:49,900
Perez is racing point.

1745
01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:51,900
Laying out Grosjean's Haas.

1746
01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:53,820
And clap, clap, clap it to Lula Lou.

1747
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:55,860
From the team back in the juicer.

1748
01:16:56,420 --> 01:16:58,020
These two are going hard at it.

1749
01:16:58,080 --> 01:16:58,740
Wheel to wheel.

1750
01:16:58,900 --> 01:16:59,600
Turn to turn.

1751
01:16:59,720 --> 01:17:00,500
Laying each other out.

1752
01:17:00,580 --> 01:17:02,600
In fact, I've never seen a battle quite like it.

1753
01:17:02,640 --> 01:17:04,540
A real war of the buttons here.

1754
01:17:04,940 --> 01:17:06,220
On the curves and turns.

1755
01:17:06,720 --> 01:17:08,940
Two hardcore bender boys.

1756
01:17:09,280 --> 01:17:10,740
Really taking it hard to each other.

1757
01:17:11,120 --> 01:17:13,140
Now we're on board with Bottas here

1758
01:17:13,140 --> 01:17:14,580
as he's chasing Ricardo.

1759
01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:17,040
Two fast men and fast cars

1760
01:17:17,040 --> 01:17:18,160
battling hard.

1761
01:17:18,340 --> 01:17:19,680
I networked him.

1762
01:17:19,760 --> 01:17:21,480
I just realized that Bottas

1763
01:17:21,480 --> 01:17:24,180
is actually a portmanteau of two words

1764
01:17:24,180 --> 01:17:26,420
which describe your hole.

1765
01:17:26,740 --> 01:17:27,760
Don't know what that means,

1766
01:17:27,820 --> 01:17:29,540
but you can do what you want with it.

1767
01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:31,680
Lap 48, guys.

1768
01:17:31,760 --> 01:17:33,120
On board with Ludog Hamilton.

1769
01:17:33,320 --> 01:17:33,900
Vettel's in front.

1770
01:17:34,000 --> 01:17:34,880
He's just gone on the grass.

1771
01:17:34,980 --> 01:17:36,220
Vettel, what can Ludog do here?

1772
01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:37,020
Can he get in now?

1773
01:17:37,380 --> 01:17:39,940
Vettel manages to keep himself in front,

1774
01:17:40,060 --> 01:17:41,000
but I'm not sure whether or not

1775
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:42,260
that's going to be deemed dangerous

1776
01:17:42,260 --> 01:17:43,000
driving there.

1777
01:17:43,220 --> 01:17:44,700
Yeah, there we can see time penalty.

1778
01:17:44,860 --> 01:17:46,900
Five seconds on Sebastian Vettel

1779
01:17:46,900 --> 01:17:48,660
who now has no time

1780
01:17:48,660 --> 01:17:49,880
to stick on the kettle

1781
01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:51,580
because the loopity-loop-banger Hamilton

1782
01:17:51,580 --> 01:17:52,660
is going to be hot on him.

1783
01:17:53,720 --> 01:17:56,260
And sit down, you Ferrari fanboys.

1784
01:17:56,500 --> 01:17:57,460
Mercedes are blessed.

1785
01:17:57,460 --> 01:17:59,200
There's Giancarlo Pussy Smeller

1786
01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:00,520
from fucking Ferrari.

1787
01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:01,360
He's gutted, man.

1788
01:18:01,740 --> 01:18:03,400
About the five-second penno

1789
01:18:03,400 --> 01:18:05,900
which has been imposed on his team

1790
01:18:05,900 --> 01:18:07,900
for this maneuver here

1791
01:18:07,900 --> 01:18:08,600
which happened.

1792
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:10,960
Vettel there went on the grass,

1793
01:18:11,040 --> 01:18:11,920
the grassy knoll.

1794
01:18:12,180 --> 01:18:13,160
Why is it playtime?

1795
01:18:13,260 --> 01:18:14,600
It's not picnic time, Seb.

1796
01:18:15,220 --> 01:18:15,840
Do you know what I mean?

1797
01:18:16,320 --> 01:18:17,300
Stay on the road

1798
01:18:17,300 --> 01:18:18,240
and keep in your lane.

1799
01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:19,960
Preventing the Ludog from getting through?

1800
01:18:20,220 --> 01:18:20,740
Good luck.

1801
01:18:21,040 --> 01:18:22,280
Five seconds, Gonzo.

1802
01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:23,140
Look at this.

1803
01:18:23,880 --> 01:18:25,040
Do you know who I am?

1804
01:18:25,420 --> 01:18:26,680
I'm Lance Stroll.

1805
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:27,780
Let me take over.

1806
01:18:28,200 --> 01:18:29,160
I need to take off.

1807
01:18:29,580 --> 01:18:31,200
And that's, is that his missus, Jay?

1808
01:18:31,760 --> 01:18:33,900
Now we're coming into the last train here

1809
01:18:33,900 --> 01:18:34,880
on Network 2

1810
01:18:34,880 --> 01:18:36,020
as the top two

1811
01:18:36,020 --> 01:18:37,200
has given us a lot of entertainment.

1812
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:37,980
We've got Vettel

1813
01:18:37,980 --> 01:18:40,340
who's going to take first in the race.

1814
01:18:40,640 --> 01:18:41,480
Hamilton second.

1815
01:18:41,680 --> 01:18:42,420
But you know what?

1816
01:18:42,820 --> 01:18:44,360
Vettel's living in fantasy land.

1817
01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:45,300
He didn't come first.

1818
01:18:45,440 --> 01:18:47,380
Five-second penalty means the Loubanger

1819
01:18:47,380 --> 01:18:49,000
has won yet again.

1820
01:18:49,180 --> 01:18:50,620
And I'm going to go live to Ludog now

1821
01:18:50,620 --> 01:18:51,240
and chat to him.

1822
01:18:51,400 --> 01:18:53,080
Nice work, Ludog.

1823
01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:55,120
Fucking Mercedes all the way, bro.

1824
01:18:55,280 --> 01:18:55,760
Well done.

1825
01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:56,880
That is not the way.

1826
01:18:57,060 --> 01:18:58,080
Naturally, I wanted to win,

1827
01:18:58,200 --> 01:18:59,420
but I would have been past

1828
01:18:59,420 --> 01:19:00,600
if it wasn't for the war there.

1829
01:19:00,780 --> 01:19:01,560
Fuck it, man.

1830
01:19:01,580 --> 01:19:02,000
Who cares?

1831
01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:02,520
You won.

1832
01:19:02,700 --> 01:19:04,180
Bottle of Grey Goose waiting for you

1833
01:19:04,180 --> 01:19:05,340
when you're done as well, pal.

1834
01:19:05,820 --> 01:19:06,580
Don't mind Vettel.

1835
01:19:06,900 --> 01:19:08,360
Guy's a chance machine

1836
01:19:08,360 --> 01:19:10,820
trying to fucking switcheroo on the old one too.

1837
01:19:10,860 --> 01:19:11,400
Fuck it, man.

1838
01:19:11,440 --> 01:19:13,160
There we go with the standings of the race.

1839
01:19:13,300 --> 01:19:14,840
Ludog consolidates his position

1840
01:19:14,840 --> 01:19:16,000
at the top of the chart there

1841
01:19:16,000 --> 01:19:17,040
with 25 points.

1842
01:19:17,820 --> 01:19:18,720
Sebbe 2.

1843
01:19:19,080 --> 01:19:20,640
Fucking Charles Leclerc.

1844
01:19:20,860 --> 01:19:22,800
Botas for strap on Ricardo.

1845
01:19:23,000 --> 01:19:24,680
Hulkenberg, Gasly, Strollen,

1846
01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:26,100
Kuya in the top 10,

1847
01:19:26,660 --> 01:19:27,860
which is a great result

1848
01:19:27,860 --> 01:19:29,300
from Mercedes again

1849
01:19:29,300 --> 01:19:31,980
holding up at the top of that

1850
01:19:31,980 --> 01:19:33,500
bean sprout.

1851
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:35,420
Bad day at the fucking office

1852
01:19:35,420 --> 01:19:36,640
for Lando Norris.

1853
01:19:36,700 --> 01:19:38,380
Didn't finish because of some malfunction

1854
01:19:38,380 --> 01:19:39,120
with his brakes.

1855
01:19:39,500 --> 01:19:40,980
Some heads are gonna have to roll.

1856
01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:42,440
Actually, no, a guy with McLaren.

1857
01:19:42,920 --> 01:19:44,160
Gonna have words to him later on.

1858
01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:44,780
Best of luck.

1859
01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:46,300
See us again for more Formula One

1860
01:19:46,300 --> 01:19:47,520
on Network 2.

1861
01:19:47,520 --> 01:19:47,880
Yeah.

1862
01:19:47,880 --> 01:20:17,860
Thank you.
